Shirou Emiya is busy getting some stuff at the lockers when Saber fell from the ceiling... through the floor? Then from the ceiling again. He turned to see what the racket was about as she landed with a loud thud and shouted:
(With Saber Lily and Saber Alter)"Fate Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works will change your regular anime experience with an anime that feels like, POWER!" With her magic breath she yells at him, blows away and rips off all of Emiya's clothes leaving only his underwear.
He was stunned. "W-Well, how was it...?"
Saber shouted off some more breath endowing the naked man with a cool outfit of blue shirt (with bulges from abs), red coat, and a white hairdo. Hmmm, looks familiar.
"You know what, I actually do feel more powerful-"
"DVD!" yelled Saber. Emiya turned into a rack full of FSN discs. She breaks the glass and takes one and shows it: the Unlimited Blade Works disc, with a little shrug.
PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-WER! "It's me."