Author's Notes - I just had to write a Star Wars story. I felt as if a part of me was missing, I didn't feel whole. Star Wars is my life and if I didn't write a Star Wars story I wouldn't feel right. Whoa, did I just have a touchy moment? I gotta stop doing this.
Dedication - This is for one of my best friends named Hope. Thanks Hope for looking for Star Wars sheet music for the piano for me. This is also for Italian Chic for suggesting that I should write a Star Wars story.
Disclaimer - I don't own Star Wars and I don't own pizza. I don't own Diet Coke either. BUT I do own my phrase which is...
To be completely and totally random
STAR WARS ROX!!!
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It's all on an Anchovy Pizza
or better known as
How Anakin Skywalker turned to the Dark Side, and became Darth Vader.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Obi Wan Kenobi was on Geonosis doing top secret stuff that nobody knew about except the people who watched Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones. Well for the crazy people who didn't watch Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones, he was battling the dark lord Count Dooku with his hot, cute, arrogant, apprentice Anakin Skywalker. So after fighting Count Dooku for a few hours and getting no ware Obi Wan had a crazy idea.
"Hey," he said, "You wanna go out for pizza?" asked Obi Won. "I'm bored of all this fighting, why can't we just get along?"
"Sure" Dooku said. "I love pizza."
So when Anakin, Obi Wan, and Dooku where at the pizzeria on Tatooine, they found out something horrible, terrible, and really bad too, they only had enough money for one pizza!
Dun, dun, dah!
Well anyway everyone but Anakin liked anchovy pizza so that's what they got.
Now Anakin had a temper and a thing for anchovy pizza so he decided to get Obi Wan back.
"Now what can I do to get Obi Wan back?" he said to himself. (Anakin had a problem with talking to himself.) "I got it! I could teepee his ship! Na, too boring." He said as he started pacing. "I know! I could program his spaceship to spin around in circles until he barfs! No that would take a lot of programming and I'm to dumb to do that."
Then finally after a whole lot of Diet Coke and watching the Star Wars movies he came up with the perfect plan." I got it!" he said still talking to himself, "I'll turn to the Dark Side, change my name to Darth Vader, than rule the galaxy! I'm such a smarty farty!" he said as he did a happy dance. And that is how Anakin Skywalker turned to the Dark Side and became Darth Vader.
Author's Notes 2.0 - Wow the power of Diet Coke and Star Wars music (The Trilogy set). You can call me crazy, you can call me obsessed, you can call me weird, but whatever you call me, I will always love Star Wars! (You can ask Janie and Tesi if you don't believe me!)