Kiba, Akamaru and a piece of crap even with a commercial!!!
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Kiba - Akamaru, Akamaru!! Where are you? I need you to get my naked butt out of this tub!
Akamaru - Where's Hana?
Kiba - Get me out instantly!
Akamaru - Why? I'm watching Opera.
Kiba - I took a shit, and now it is trying to eat me!!!!!!!!!
Akamaru - Why did you crap in the tub in the first place?
Kiba - I don't know? I am supposed to crap him out not the other way around!
Akamaru - I'm coming!!!!!!!
Kiba -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Akamaru - [running in] where the hell are you!!!!!!!
Crap - [crap out Kiba] I couldn't hold him anymore!!!!! He was terrible!!!!
Akamaru - [beat the crap out of the poop] Dimmitt no I have crap all over me!!!!! You're lucky I love you.
Kiba - I'm not gay!!!!!!
Akamaru - Now I'm going to beat the crap out of you!!!!!!
Kiba - Please don't? I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akamaru – Where's Hana?
Kiba - BBBBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPP I don't know!!!!!!!!
Akamaru – call the cops!!!!
Kiba – Why?!
Akamaru – Hana, can you hear me!!!!
Kiba – shut up Akamaru!!!
Akamaru – shouldn't there be a commercial or song after the damn show?!!
Commercial
Haku: This pregnancy test will help you women to see if you're pregnant after sex!!
Hidan: Haku shut the fuck up 'bout the test and try on you girl!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!!
Haku: I can't reproduce you know!!!
Hidan: Suddenly girls can't reproduce or no one had sex with you!!! Ahahahahah!!!
Haku: I'm not a girl and I look like one!!!
Hidan: Ahahahaha- What the fuck do you mean by that?!!! (rips Haku's pants, underwear and stares with his wide eyes!!!)
Haku: What the hell!!! (covers with his hand and run away)
Hidan: (faints)
Zabuza: (Home, watching TV) MUST RAPE HAKU (nosebleed)
At the gay bar
Gay guys: MUST RAPE HAKU, MUST RAPE HAKU!!!
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The end
Plz review!!!