Naruto: Ohhhhhh!! I'm so bored! (Drops falls on his back onto the grass)
Sakura: I know. There's never anything to do around here when you don't have any missions.
Sasuke: Quit your whining. This is probably better than a mission
The two grumble, aware that it was true.
Naruto: Whattadya' wanna do?
Sakura: I dunno.
Naruto: (Sits up) *unenthusiastically* Ok. I have a joke.
Sasuke and Sakura both look at him.
Sakura: *also unenthusiastically* Tell us.
Naruto: Ok. So this pirate walks into a bar with this steering wheel shoved in the front of his pants. And the bartender's like, 'Dude. Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?' And the pirate's like, 'Arrrghh! It's driving me nuts!' HaHaHaHa.
Sakura: Heheh...Ok, that was pretty funny.
Sasuke: (Tries not to laugh) Naruto that's...that's really just...Oh wow. Hehehaha...
Naruto: Hahaha! I know, right?
Sakura: Haha! Ok, alright. I got one. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted!
Naruto: Pfft! Haha!! That's a good one, Sakura!
Sasuke: Heh...Heheh...
Naruto: Alright, I got another one. Three guys walk into a bar...The fourth one ducks.
Sakura: Haha!
Sasuke: Psht! That's...That's kinda...no. Heheh.
Sakura: Ok. My turn again. A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
Sasuke and Naruto look at her confused. Then Sasuke starts cracking up.
Sasuke: HAHA! I get it!
Naruto: What?! Get what??
Sasuke: Bra...flip it around...bar.
Naruto: Ohhh!! I get it now! Hahaha!
Sakura: Heehee!
Naruto: Ok, here's another pirate one. So a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. And the bartender's like, 'Dude. Why do you have a napkin on your head?' And the pirate's like, 'Arrgh! I've got a bounty on me head!'
Sasuke: Hahahaa!!
Sakura: Haha! Oh my gosh, Naruto! Where do you get these?
They all say it at the same time. "Kakashi!"
Sasuke: Hahaha! Who else?
Naruto: I know, right?
Sakura: Alright, Sasuke! You haven't done one yet, so it's your turn.
Naruto: Yeah, Sasuke! Tell us a joke!
Sasuke: Alright, alright. Ok, so this mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender yells, 'Hey! We don't allow mushrooms in here!' and the mushroom's like, 'Why? I'm a fun~gi!' HAHAHAHAA!!! (Falls over in laughter)
Naruto and Sakura look at each other. Then Naruto looks back at the teary eyed, roll-on-the-floor-laughing Sasuke and shakes his head.
Naruto: Um...that wasn't that funny, Sasuke...
Sakura: Yeah...I don't see how you could find that so amusing.
Sasuke gets up and wipes his tears.
Sasuke: What? Why not?
Naruto: Don't you see how that's being racist towards mushrooms?
Sakura: The bartender wouldn't let him into the bar because he was a mushroom. That's not right.
Naruto: You should think about what jokes are the right ones to tell, Sasuke.
Naruto and Sakura get up and walk off, leaving Sasuke alone. :(
Sasuke: G-Guys...It was only a joke...
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I am not making fun of dyslexic people...or mushrooms :D