Note to disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned (except for the ones I made up myself) So don't say I do.

One day in a far-away land lived 800 oompa's. Every day they would smell each other's feet, and eat, and eat, and eat, until they could eat no more. Through out the land, a terrible sickness came, all the oompa's had turned into.a melted cheese lump! Let's go see what they're saying..

AAAAA.. OOGINIYANYAN OOGINANANAN

And that is the end of the story. See my next story for more of the oompa's adventures.