If Counting Sheep Fails…
By Gaarakoi
"Crap, why can't I sleep?!" the authoress exclaimed loudly, pounding her pillow roughly. Laying her head down again, she attempted to sleep once more. No beans.
"Hmm," she mused softly. "Maybe if I counted sheep…" She closed her eyes and tried to visualize a fence with a sheep jumping over it. Again, no beans. "Maybe…?" she wondered.
The fence appeared once more, but this time, a orange clad ninja walked up to it. He put one hand on the post and tried to jump over it. His pants leg got stuck on a nail and he wobbled forward and back, waving his arms and trying to regain his balance. The blonde finally managed to hook his leg on the middle board to stop himself from falling…and he fell anyways, landing face first in a puddle of mud.
"Ha ha, Naruto-kun," the authoress snickered, yawning a bit. "Kawaii even when being a dobe." Naruto grumbled, but stood up and walked off, muttering about stupid, too-tall fences.
Next, a pale, good-looking boy walked up to the fence. Looking at it, he raised an eyebrow. Closing his obsidian orbs for a moment, he let out a deep sigh. When his eyes opened again, they were a deep red with black swirls in them. He glared at the fence, daring it to oppose him. The object shuddered, but didn't open for him.
With another deep breath, he turned the Uchiha Glare™ on full blast, pulling out all the stops to make this wooden menace pay. With a whimper, the fence turned into mere sawdust. After a moment, it settled to the ground and Sasuke calmly stepped over the remains and continued after the blonde, undoubtably to molest him.
A moment later, a hideous, pink-haired girl approached the fence that was majikally back together. Spotting raven hair in the distance, she waved, calling, "Sasuke-kun, wait for me!" But she couldn't get around that fence.
"Hey, you stupid fence, move so I can get to my Sasuke-kun!" she yelled. The fence stood strong, not bothered by her insult. She growled and punched a post, still not succeeding in moving it. A glint of light landed on the fence. A small bit of smoke started. Sakura raised her eyebrow. Who was doing that?
Her forehead shone, and the entire fence burst into flames. "Stupid, forehead," the authoress mumbled, slipping the sleep mask over her eyes. Sakura's hair caught on fire and she ran around screaming that her head was on fire because it was. The authoress chuckled quietly and, pulling the covers up to her chin, fell deep asleep.
Gaarakoi: lol, this actually happened to me. I was trying to sleep and counting sheep wouldn't work, so I improvised. Coming out with more chapters at a later time about the other teams, got a good idea for Neji-chan!
Ja!