A Book of Dirty Beatle Poems

by ZamBeatles

For those of you who are as horny and thirsty for the Beatles as me, you will find these smutty poems quite accurate, and hopefully humorous. This is a compilation of the funniest and most vulgar Beatle poetry.

p style="text-align: center;"emJohn Lennon,/em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emIs the god of sex,/em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emIf he was in porn,/em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emIt would be rated XXX./em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emHe had the best jawline on this fucking earth,/em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emIt probably cut his mom's pussy When she gave birth,/em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emStupid little shit,/em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emWith his oh so perfect wit./em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emWith gorgeous fucking thighs,/em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emAnd gorgeous fucking hair,/em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emFuck you, John Lennon,/em/p
p style="text-align: center;"emYou make life so unfair. /em/p