The Adventures of Heero McToasty, Duo Bagelwell, and Relena Baconcraft
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El Squeeko: I do not own Gundam Wing. If I did Relena would die daily like Kenny from SouthPark and that would be followed by the G-Boys making out for the pleasures of the Yaoi Fangirls of the World!
(Authoress notes)
" Character speech"
'Character Thinking'
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Heero McToasty woke up yawning "……" he looked around the kitchen from atop the toaster, his home, and then looking at his pants for some odd reason (Wasn't me! -innocent whistle-). He squinted his eyes, peering at the tag that read 50% Sexy, 50% Drool-worthy Tight Spandex. A loud crash broke him out of his thoughts of how to kill the authoress and the rabid fan girl group that made his pants in the first place.
"Hey Heero! Over here!" Heero blinked as a bagel ran towards him, his braid flying behind him "Hn?" the toast replied, "Heero! Run! Sh-" Duo was cut off as a loud screech echoed through the kitchen. "Heeeeeeeero!!" Duo hid behind Heero, clinging tightly to the toast's middle, nuzzling the green tank top out of habit. No doubt Heero would have then picked Duo up and ran off to have some fun if it wasn't for…..HER. "Heero my love!" screeched a familiar rotten, moldy, blonde haired, pink dress wearing, Heero obsessed, piece of bacon named Relena.
"Heero! There you are my love!" the moldy bacon screeched. The spandex wearing toast cringed at the horrible sound of her voice and the braided bagel of Death growled " Heero's mine you moldy bitch!" Relena smirked "Nah huh! Heero wouldn't go out with bread trash like you! He loves me and I know it!" Heero pulled his gun out of his spandex (Not that gun pervs!) and pointed it at the moldy bacon girl "Omae o Kourso…". Duo grinned, sticking his tongue out at Relena who had on that sickly sweet smile of hers. "Oh Heero, you wouldn't kill me! You love me too much!" Relena's smile disappeared quickly as Heero pulled the trigger.
Relena lay on her back in a pool of blood on the kitchen counter, two large X's for eyes. Duo grinned and hugged Heero before jumping down from the toaster and dancing around Relena's moldy, stinking, bloody, pink wearing, bacon body. Heero smirked and put his gun away, jumping down to the countertop watching Duo sing and dance. "Ding dong Relena's dead! Dead dead dead! Dead dead de-hrmph!" Duo was pulled into a tight embrace and kissed by the spandex wearing toast. They kissed for a few moments before until they had to break away for air. Duo's eyes went wide as he was suddenly picked up by a slyly grinning Heero. "Heero, what are y-" the braided bagel was cut off by another kiss as Heero carried the grinning bagel inside the toaster to celebrate Relena's death…all night long.
~owari~
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El Squeeko: I'm sorry that all my storys are short but they seemed longer when I wrote them down on paper. This story was a page and a half which is a lot. Plus this story got me an A in English.
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