Title: Stupid Alien

Author: Hudine Wolfspirit

Rating: K - Intended for general audience 5 years and older. Content should be free of any coarse language, violence, and adult themes.

Paring: Rose/9th Doctor

Distribution: Anyone that wants it

Spoilers: None

Summery: 9th Dr/Rose: Rose saves the Doctor from another menace.

Category: Humour/Drabble/Short Story

Disclaimer: It's not mine! It belongs to rich people not poor penniless me who is not making a penny out of this. Only made for the enjoyment of others (please don't Sue me). Dr Who is a trade mark of the BBC, to see more about the BBC and Dr Who go to www. BBC . co . uk /Doctorwho

Notes: Just a silly Idea

Feedback: To hudine at and ICQ 59461891 or yahoo IM: Hudine

Dedications: Jacquie you asked for this.

WARNINGS: None

"No Rose! Stay back!"

"Why are you standing on a chair?" Rose asked confused looking around the London flat. There was nothing to be seen around him to stay back from. It was just your typical living room in a inner-city apartment; cramped with a sofa on one wall, coffee table in front, TV in the corner, and the Doctor standing on a chair between the table and TV; having to duck to stop himself from hitting his head on the grey ceiling and probably make more plaster fall off.

"Don't you see it Rose!" He screamed terror-struck.

"No, see what?" She asked calmly.

"There, on the rug!" The Doctor pointed down at the blue flower patterned, red mat.

Rose looked down and saw a small black thing with eight legs, "That it?" She asked laughing. "Is it an alien trying to take over the earth by means of crawling up to people and frightening them to death, or is it going to eat us?"

"Well you never know! Actually it's from this planet." He then cringed as it took a step forward.

"So that's a normal, everyday London spider?"

"Yes, but it's got all of it's eyes on me!"

Rose broke out laughing, "it probably is thinking what's that stupid alien doing on a chair."

"Well. KILL IT THEN!"

"I'm not killing it. Poor little thing," she said between laughs, and every time she almost stopped she started again with one look at the Doctor. "Oh honestly your useless you are, you fight evil aliens for a living and your afraid of a spider. What you like?"

"I can't help it, this regeneration has an irrational fear of them."

"Oh all right." Rose bent down and picked up the spider and threw it out the window. "There, it's gone."

The Doctor got off the chair and hugged her, "see that's why I have you, to get rid of things with eight legs."

She couldn't help but laugh, and hug him back, then kissed him on the cheek, "all right lets go somewhere with out any spiders then." They broke apart and walked out of the flat hand in hand, the door closing behind them.

"AHHH SPIDER!"

"Doctor!"

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