Disclaimer: I don't own Scar or Gaara, or Rock Lee. But I do own a cookie chew chew
Note: I wrote this during Math and some of Lunch and I was really bored. so this is what happens when I get bored.
Gaara of the Sand decided he was going on a walk. To where, he wasn't sure.
Then, as he walked around in circles wishing he had a cookie, he had an idea.
The day was bright and the ground showed spring was around the corner. It was a perfect day to kill people.
He began skipping off down the road when he realized he looked like a ditz. Not to mention he usually saw Lee skipping around everywhere.
Then he heard something and grinned his insane grin.
Turning around he saw a man. The man had an "x" on his forehead and was wearing sunglasses.
"Aha!" Gaara shouted and stared at the man.
"Who are you?" The man asked.
"I am Gaara of the sand. And today is the day you die!" He shouted and sent sand flying toward him.
Unfortunately the sand went two inches in the air then fell to the ground.
"Excuse me! Why aren't you working you stupid gourd!" He screeched and waved his arms around.
"I'm on vacation." It spelled out with sand.
"Curse you..." Gaara muttered.
"Um, have you seen an Alchemist about yay high?" The man asked with his hand up a little higher than his waist.
"Alchemist? What's that?" Gaara asked.
"Never mind. You may call me Scar. I like to kill people who have wronged God." The man, now known as Scar, said and pulled up his sleeve revealing a tattoo around his arm.
"Oh really? Now I think that is so neat." Gaara said, truly interested.
"Do you know anyone who has wronged God?" Scar asked.
Gaara grinned evilly. "Why yes, I do. He goes by the name of Rock Lee. You have to destroy him. He wrongs God everyday. He's probably even doing it now." Gaara said and laughed gleefully, on the inside.
"It shall be done!" Scar declared and ran off to kill this… Rock Lee person.
Gaara was so happy he went and stole some kids' cookie and gleefully ate it.
I hope you enjoyed that. I did. I loved it. not really. There is another chapter coming up, this is a series of… Freakishly Weird Events… I already wrote it, I just don't feel like typing it out yet.