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A/N: Okay peeps, this is my very first SRMFHG! Fanfic! audience cheers so let's hope it's a good'un!

( )translated from fairy this means Whitefairy owns nothing but her doodling pad and her apprentice/ pet, Fluffy the flame- eating feline.

Love is a baby sitter

Just another boring day

It was a bright day; birds were chirping, animals were frolicking merrily and Mariah Carey music was playing softly in the background. (No seriously! It is!) But enough about that!

In Shugazoom, people ran screaming for their lives as a giant robot smashed into the road behind them with a giant mutated cockroach on top of it. Ah yes, it was another ordinary day for the citizens of Shugazoom, who were so used to running for their lives that they were all champion sprinters and so used to screaming that their voices had become unnaturally loud, even when someone whispered. And as these super sprinters ran like crazy, the giant robot continued to throw everything it had at the mutated insect. However; inside the robot, a very different battle was being waged. A battle that pitted a certain yellow monkey against a certain red monkey.

"You stupid, useless, waste of space, piece of hairdryer lint! This is all your fault!" screeched Nova as the robot took another smack to the head from the 'roach. Sprx looked, incredulously, at the screen which had Nova's angry face on it,

"My fault!" he shouted back, the robot got whammed hard in the chest, "oof! How is it my fault!" he asked, picking himself up from off the floor and sitting back in his seat. He glared back up at the screen to see that the knock had caused Nova to fall over and he currently had a yellow butt in his face, well not in his face but you know what I mean, in his screen's face.

"Why, that's the best side of you I've seen all day, Nova!" he joked whilst said yellow monkey swore angrily at him as she righted herself. "Screw you, Sprx!" she yelled.

"Please, not now, Nova! I know you want me, but I'm afraid your lustful intentions will have to wait 'til after..."

"You perverted freak of nature!" she shrieked, blushing at full force as she screamed insults in every language she knew and even invented a few more that made sailors everywhere cover their ears and tutt disapprovingly.

Meanwhile, the mutated 'roach seemed to be writhing in pain on the floor. "AAAAAH!" it screamed, rolling around, "Oh Gawd (this must be pronounced with your best British accent), it burns! IT BUUUUUURRRNSS!"

"Huh?" said Otto, staring out at the 'roach as it started to burn and melt before them, "it's melting?" he asked in disbelief. "It talks?" said Chiro, standing up in his very small compartment and smacking his head on the ceiling, causing him to sit back down and repeat a few of the words he just learnt off Nova. "It's British!" cried the audience that I'm very surprised is still here. But yes, the 'roach was melting, talking and British and soon, was nothing more than a very nasty puddle, left for the cleaners to sort out.

So; with peace restored to Shugazoom, the monkey team relaxed. "But I still don't understand!" whined Otto, "why did it melt? And talk? And why da heck was it British!" he cried to Gibson, whose head was in a cupboard. "No idea" said Gibson, as he put away the insect killer and locked the baby-proof lock on the cupboard that they used to keep curious little monkeys, and children, from ingesting anything poisonous. (Safety first, kids!)

And, on the other side of the robot, Nova sped around the rooms they slept in, chasing Sprx and still yelling insults at him (yes she'd never stopped!) as well as a few death threats. Sprx dived behind his pod thingy (what is that thing? A tube or a pod-bed whatchamacallit? It changes!) And covered his head, before peeking out, "I think you already said that one" he mentioned, then dived back in as Nova let out a war-cry and flew at him, fist ready to smash him to bits. "OoooooOOOoooooOOOOOOOWWW!" he howled as tears formed in his eyes. Wait, tears? Nova looked down to where her hand had connected and gasped, causing her hand to fly from Sprx's... place to cover her mouth in shock. Sprx rolled forwards, curling up into a tight ball, with his tail wrapped around him (like cats do, except they don't clutch themselves in agony) wailing and crying in agony as he rolled from side to side. Nova stared in shock before running out to get Gibson.

"So, how did it happen again?" asked Chiro as he watched Gibson work on Sprx to restore his 'family- producing equipment' as Chiro had nicknamed it though Otto's name had been ruder but more exact, and Sprx continued to howl in agony. Though Chiro couldn't blame Sprx for making such a fuss, he crossed his legs in empathy for his fellow male and team mate. However, Nova had taken quite a change of heart, from the moment she got in; she'd kept apologizing and asking if she could do anything to help. "It seems Nova had become enraged and managed to punch Sprx in a... ahem... sensitive area." Antauri explained calmly, although he winced slightly near the end, probably in empathy for his fellow primate. "Nova, please go stand over there!" shouted Gibson in annoyance and pointing at a corner far away from where he was working on Sprx. "But...but..." she said, looking desperately at Sprx, who smiled back bravely. "Hey, don't worry about me, girl" he said smiling at her, "I've survived worse." he then gritted his teeth to stop himself screaming as Gibson worked on. He looked up again and smiled sheepishly, "heh heh" he said, putting a hand behind his head. "You sure?" she asked quietly, Sprx looked up into her eyes and saw something there, something very unNovaish, something warm and kind and gentle and, before he knew it, he felt himself pulling closer to Nova. Closer and closer they drew until...

"Ahem" came a voice nearby, they both turned to face Gibson, faces inches from each other, he scowled at Nova and pointed dramatically at the door, "out!" he cried. Nova jumped slightly at his outburst and, blushing like mad, walked quickly out of the medical room.

"Whatcha do that for, Gibson?" cried Chiro, "it was just getting good!" he whined, whilst Sprx tried to hide his face, which was glowing now. "Indeed" said Gibson, in a deadpan sort of voice, "although it seems it was getting too good for Sprx here."

Sprx looked up and bristled slightly, "and what's that supposed to mean!" he asked. Gibson sighed, moved back and pointed to where he was working. Sprx looked down and his eyes widened. "Ah... I uh...well um... oh God!" he moaned in defeat as he dropped his head into his hands, face glowing again. Chiro snorted slightly in amusement and Otto just burst out laughing. "Shut up!" cried Sprx, face burning, then started howling in pain again as Gibson resumed working.

Well... there it is. Newborn and proud, my latest malfunction. So... review please? Heh, oh and bonus cookies to those who review first and those who manage to guess who I'm pairing my OC, Ichigo, with.