hello everybody, I'm JTAF, here to bring you my adaption of the story of the criminally underrated "nicktoons" franchise of games. Seriously, why isn't this series more well known on this site? You'd think that a series of games where all of the nicktoons characters we know and love would give birth to the imaginations of MANY fanfiction writers! But no, apparently. Well, guess I'll just have to pick up the slack, then. Here is my interpretation of the story of the first nicktoons game. I'll try to be as faithful as possible, but I will make a change if I so desire. There will also be no yaoi in this (although, I am a big supporter of gay rights). Unless the characters presented are in a CANON relationship with someone of same gender (which is unlikely, given the nature of television today, I'm looking at you cartoon network) so, without further ado
ah, tis a typical day in the land of bikini bottom. The sun is shining, the weird... star... things are floating aimlessly through the sky, and the disembodied voice of the narrator speaks in his usual phoney-baloney (and even kinda racist) Jamaican accent. But since that voice is so phoney-baloney, I will not be referencing it ever again.
so I guess there was no point in bringing it up at all...MOVING RIGHT ALONG!
our story begins with everyone's favorite yellow sponge, spongebob squarepants, leaving his pineapple shaped home for work, like he did every morning. Little did he know, that this particular morning would change his life forever "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready" he chanted to himself as he strolled down the sidewalk to his job at the famed restaurant "the krusty krab". However, about halfway there, he spots his usual nemesis, plankton in the middle of the road, looking more smug than usual. Of course, spongebob being the friendly type, waves hello to him "oh, good morning plankton!" he greets cheerfully. Plankton gives an unsurprised smirk of comfort, as if he were waiting for him the whole time
"a good morning it is indeed, spongebob" the miniscule villain replies slickly " as I am just about to not only snag the krabby patty formula, but the entire sea as well" his bragging at first gave spongebob cause to roll his eyes, as this hollow taunting was par for the course. But then he mentioned his slightly larger goal at hand
"wait, the entire sea?" he asked for clarification "if that's what you're after, then 1. why the formula? And 2. what makes you think you can win this time?" plankton chuckles in reply
" for your first question, at this point, its simply a matter of principle. And for numero dos, because lets just say I have some new friends. Speaking of whom!" at the snap of plankton's fingers, spongebob is knocked aside by a staff. When he gets to his feet, he is met with the cold, green eyes of a large robot with a single wheel for feet, equipped with a trident with electricity arcing off of it. plankton chuckled once more, hopping onto the robot's shoulder "you like it?" he asked "I call it a shockbot! Shockbot, kill him!" spongebob decided it was best to run for it when the thing began shooting electricity at him. The sponge ran, faster than he once thought he could, until he couldn't hear the sound of the machine rolling after him. But just to be safe, spongebob hid himself inside his house, locking the door behind him. Our square shaped hero then had himself a seat on his couch to catch his breath. Once that was done, spongebob decided to risk a peek outside. It was then he saw more of these "shockbots" leading crowds of people away in chains to god only knows where. Then, without warning, a shockbot began attempting to beat down his door, ramming the solid steel door with enough force to bend it! Spongebob ran to the back of the house, taking his pet snail, gary with him, hiding in the library. The cowering sponge was about to think it the end when the room began to shake. Then, a green portal opened up right in front of him. Out of the portal emerged a metallic dog of some form. Spongebob took this new occurrence rather well
"AHH! Don't eat me!" he screamed (ah, sarcasm) then, something stranger happened. The dog's chest opened up to reveal a television screen. And on that screen was a ten year old kid with abnormally shaped hair
"hello. Spongebob, was it?" he asked in a boyish, but very respectable tone, to which spongebob nodded "good, listen, I can't explain much right now. All I can tell you is that our goals are currently aligned right now. Plankton has teamed up with some very powerful characters, and plans to conquer bikini bottom and soon the entire ocean! If you want to stop him, come through the portal and we can work together!" spongebob, however, remained skeptical of this boy and his level 7 hairdo. On the other hand, he started to hear his front door give way, so he had to make his choice now or it WILL be made for him
"okay" he relented "I'll do what I can to help!" the boy on the screen nodded with a smile
"then come one through." the boy said. Spongebob grabbed gary and jumped through the portal, right as soon as the shockbots knocked down the library door...