Chapter 1 : Party Time With Cuddlesworth
One day, Lucky was sitting on the bench in front of the yogurt fountain in Rainbow Palace , waiting for Sonic to come back from the restroom. He was getting very bored and tired from sitting so long.
Finally, Sonic came back, all tired and sweaty.
Lucky: Finally, where were you?
Sonic: I thought about doin some running, this place is great!
Lucky: Ok, well, we gotta head back to Crisis City, Goku needs to tell us something.
Sonic: Ok, but it better be good. Just because Goku's my friend, does'nt mean that we gotta drop everything and head for the hills.
Lucky just stood there and grumbled.
And so, they started heading back to Crisis City and went to Goku's house, and as they went in, they met up with Goku, and saw Kirby and Waddle Dee (Bandanna) sitting on the sofa.
Goku: Hey guys, glad you came!
Sonic: Hey Goku.
Lucky: Hey.
Kirby & Waddle Dee: Hiya fellas!
Sonic: Ok, we're here. Now tell us what's so damn important?
Goku: Ok, well you remember Cuddlesworth?
Kirby: The ruler of Florida? Yeah, we saved him from motobugs infesting his mansion.
Goku: Well, he invited us to his house party!
Lucky: What?
Sonic: No fucking way!
Goku: I'm serious! He invited us to his party!
Sonic took out a beer out of the cooler opened it up and drank it.
Sonic: Well, let's just hope it 's better than last time.
(Flashback)
We see Cuddlesworth fully naked, with his crotch showing, also holding a bottle of wine, and he was holding his stiff erect penis while drinking the wine.
Cuddlesworth: OH LONG JOHNSON, OH LONG JOHNSONNNN!
He was stroking his penis hard and rapidly, and still drinking from the bottle.
Sonic: Dude! Put some damn clothes on!
Cuddlesworth: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU,... YOU... DOUBLE NIGGER!1!
Sonic was enraged by Cuddlesworth calling him a double nigger, so he punched him in the face, causing him to fall down.
Cuddlesworth got back up, and kicked him in the face. HARD.
Sonic: You son of a...
Cuddlesworth and Sonic started exchanging blows, one after another, but then Cuddlesworth did the ultimate.
Cuddlesworth: FALCON... PUNCH!
Boom. Right in the nose, Sonic was sent falling down to the floor! His nose was bleeding, he was all covered in bruises.
Cuddlesworth turned around and saw Penny Ling in the crowd, all surprised. Then... He got horny, so he pounced on Penny, and started humping her.
Russell came back from the yogurt machine with two cups of yogurt, one blueberry and one pinkberry.
Russell: Hey Penny, I got you your yogur... WHAT THE FUCK!?1!?
He saw Penny Ling being raped by Cuddlesworth. And boy, was Russell pissed. He grabbed him by the collar, and said this in his face.
Russell: GET YOUR ASS OFF MY GIRL YOU DAMN DIRTY MUTT!
He headbutted him and knocked him unconcious.
(Flashback End)
Waddle Dee: Yeah, Cudddlesworth can't handle his alcohol.
Kirby: So when does it start?
Goku: Tonight. 7:00.
Sonic: T-t-t-t-t-t-tonight?
Big Macintosh (Standing in the doorway): Yeeup.
Lucky: GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!1!
Big Macintosh turned around and ran fast away.
Lucky: Freakin' shithead.
(Later at 6:55.)
Sonic and the were in Sonic's car, ready to go to the party.
Sonic: Ok, everybody in?
Lucky: Well, you're not drunk, I smell Goku's sweat, and Kirby and Waddle Dee smell like money so, yeah.
Sonic: Ok, let's go.
And so Sonic drove the gang to Cuddlesworth's party.
Later at Cuddlesworth's mansion...
Sonic rings the doorbell, Cuddlesworth opens the door and greets them.
Cuddlesworth: Goku! And, his other affiliated friends. Welcome!
Goku: Cuddlesworth, man am I glad to see you! How you been?
Cuddlesworth: Quite relaxed, im sure. Well, come on in!
As they entered the mansion, they saw lots of people, even some familiar faces, like Niblet sitting on a sofa with Pinkie Pie just staring into eachother's eyes, love struck.
They also saw Peter Griffin, and Vinnie (Littlest Pet Shop), drinking and talking together.
Also saw Cleveland Brown with Knuckles, eating sandiwiches.
Lucky: Oh my god.
Sonic: Everyone in town is here!
Cuddlesworth: Well... Almost everyone.
(Cuts to Sterling Von Oxnard in his mansion's living room reading Misery by Stephen King.)
Sterling: (Looks at the clock)Oh, Cuddlesworth's party started five minutes ago. Heh. (Looks back at the book)Should've gone to that thing.
(Back to Party)
Lucky: (Sees Dolly talking with Applejack) Hey, Dolly!
Dolly: Why hey there, Lucky!
Lucky: I have'nt seen you since Space Speedway exploded! So how you been?
Dolly: Oh, fine as ever. Being royal has it's perks.
Sonic: (Drunk) O-o-oh, well good. Stay royal, cause when your like me, life is like this.
Sonic grabs Ness' baseball bat and swings it right at Lucky's head and knocks him down, then Sonic vomits and passes out.
Later... In a room filled with bookshelves and books, Lucky wakes up still hurt and takes notice of his surroundings.
Lucky: Wha? Where am I?
?: In the library.
Lucky wakes up to see Benimaru and Cookie, up close in the face.
Lucky: Cookie, Benimaru, what the...
Cookie: Shh... Lay down, you're still very hurt.
Lucky: Oh... Ok. Thanks.
After the party, everyone was leaving, some drunk, some tired, some still full of energy.
Lucky: So Cookie, did you happen to drive here?
Cookie: Nope. I had to walk.
Sonic: You... WALKED!
Lucky: That's amazing. Did you merge with Sonic, or is there something I didn't know about?
Cookie: No... Just regular leg strength.
Lucky: Wanna ride with us?
Cookie: Well, ok.
And so, Cookie took a ride with Sonic and his friends home.