Hello! Welcome to Chapter 1 of my Death Note Bloopers- The Complete Series fic! And as you might have guessed, these are bloopers for episode 1! I Hope you all enjoy!
Disclaimer; I do NOT own Death Note or any of its characters or material. Rated T for language. Enjoy!
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Death Note Bloopers- Episode 1
Teacher; Yagami are you still with us?
Light; *asleep*
Teacher; Yagami?
Light; *still sleeping*
Teacher; Yagami!
Light; *Still asleep*
Teacher; Oh to hell this sh*t. *pulls out megaphone, walks over to Light and turns megaphone on* YAGAMI!
Light; *jolts awake*
Teacher; *turns off megaphone* Pay attention please.
Light; Sorry. It's just that this class is as boring as hell.
Teacher; -_-' *mutters* Why do I even bother putting up with this bull sh*t every day?
(Death Note falls from the sky)
Light; (thinking) Okay, I've heard of fish and frogs falling from the sky. But notebooks falling from the sky? That's f*cking ridiculus... but kind of cool at the same time. :3
Light; *while putting down the Death Note* It's pretty lame, not to mention… twisted. It's really not that different from one of those chain letters you get. The human whose name is written in this notebook shall die? Come on.
*stops and looks behind him*
Light; (thinking) I whip my hair back and forth!
Light; So I write a name and that person dies. Like anyone would believe that
*silence*
Light; *thinking* Must. Resist. Urge. To. Use it… Ah to hell with it.
*walks over to desk, opens death note and grabs pen*
Voice; Hehe. Looks like you do.
Light; *looks around wildly* Who's there!?
Voice; I am Death.
*15 year old girl with brown hair and green eyes steps out of the shadows with smile on face*
Girl; Just kidding! XD
Light; *glares* Who the hell are you?
Girl; Just call me SMT.
Light; I mean your real name.
SMT; Like hell I'm telling you! You're just going to write it down in that f*cking notebook of death of yours!
Motorcyclist 1; That's our Taco for ya. This guy can spot a hottie a mile away.
Taco; What's up little lady? The names Taco- *1
Light; *bursts out laughing*
Taco; *looks at Light* What?
Light; *still laughing* Y- your na-name is seriously Taco!?
Taco; Yeah, so?
Light; Watch out because if someone who's addicted to Mexican food hears your name, they'll come after you thinking you're made of tacos.
Taco; Ahhh! *rides off*
Ryuk; *to other shinigami's* That's true but I've dropped my death note.
*other shinigami's laugh*
Shinigami 1; You really mess thing up didn't ya?
Shinigami 2; Seriously, is that thing made out of soap?
Ryuk; Shut up or I'll write your name in my death no- wait… damn it I forgot that won't work!
Light's Mom; What a nice surprise, I wasn't expecting you home so early.
Light; Yeah. Hi Mom, it's because…
Light's Mom; *holds out hands*
Light; Uhh… are you begging for some food like someone or something?
Ryuk; *in the shadows* You've taken quite a liking to it.
Light; *turns and sees Ryuk*
Ryuk; …Boo.
Ryuk; So in other words, the death note is the bond between Light, the human, and Ryuk, the shinigami.
Light; … Sorry. I'm straight.
Ryuk; WHAT THE F*CK!? I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT!
Ryuk; *takes a bite out of apple* Yum!
SMT; *singing* I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas! *starts cracking up* (*2)
Ryuk; You're asking me why? I did it 'cause I was bored.
SMT; Get a hobby!
Light; *to Ryuk* Because… I've been bored too.
SMT; Man, both of you need to get a hobby.
Light; Will you go away!?
SMT; NEVER!
Ryuk; *thinking* It's just as I thought. Humans are so interesting.
SMT; You don't know the half of it Ryuk.
Ryuk; *looks at SMT* Wait! Not only can you hear and see me, but you can also read my mind?
SMT; *looks back at Ryuk* Yep. And before you ask how I can, let's just say I can tell what spirits and ghosts are saying and thinking.
Ryuk; But I'm a god of death!
SMT; Same thing applies.
Ryuk; HOW!?
SMT; … *shrugs* Hell if I know.
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And that's it for episode 1! I hope you enjoyed! Please R&R and I'll see you all next time!
*1; I'm not sure if that's his actual name, but I'm calling him Taco because that's how his name sounds like to me. Not to mention it's pretty funny.
*2; This was a song that I used to sing back in elementary school to help us learn about vowels.