Me: This is my English homework...We were supposed to write a poem about something or someone and make people guess who it is. I so hope I'll get an A on this...my grade dropped to a 101% yesterday so I'm freaked out right now...I'm a total overachiever...

Please Enjoy!

Yuki: Colette's a Bimbo does not own Fruits basket, or any good metaphors.


Guess Who I Am

My orange hair

Is so bright

It can light the dark.

Leeks, onions, and miso

Are rat poison

When served to me.

However, I do like miso

When it is in soup where it belongs.

My family shuns me,

And my mother committed suicide

because she hated me.

Yet, girls are allured to me.

There's a crazy girl stalking me;

Threatening me to get us married.

Then, there are the cats

That are attracted to me like moths to a flame.

On my left arm

I wear a bracelet

That sneers at me

As it reminds me of the power it holds.

All in all, my life is confusing and depressing,

But one thing is clear;

I will do anything

For the one girl I truly love.


Me: Please review! ^^ They mean the world to me!

Yuki: And also, this was not the fic about Kyo that she was thinking about writing back in 'Creature and Son.'

Me: Thanks for reading!

6-16-11~ I got a 120% on this! Yay!