The Perfect Weapon
One Friday morning, Rage woke up around eleven a.m. in a rather good mood.
Rage: Ah, I feel great today! I think I'm gonna make a video.
Rage got up, and made some coffee. He then proceeded to walk over to his computer.
Rage: What to play? What to play?
Rage stumbled upon Outlast on his computer.
Rage: Nope, fuck you guys. I'll check the last Outlast video, but if there isn't anything that-
Rage stopped talking mid-sentence. He stared at his last Outlast video on YouTube. It had 20,000 likes and many comments. As he read through them, the majority of the comments said things like "More Outlast!" or "Best series ever!" Rage was stunned by the amount of support. He also noticed the top comment.
Fucking Evanz.
Evanz had posted, "Wow! He is actually doing another horror game let's play! Sure hope it doesn't turn out like the last six ones."
Rage (Mutters): I'll kill you, Evanz.
Rage quickly exited out of YouTube, and he started Outlast up again. Rage was starting to regret this. He clicked continue, and started recording.
Rage: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllloooooooooooo people! My name is Rage, and welcome back to Outlast! Fuck you, Evanz. Yeah, I read your comment…Anyway, since the last Outlast video; I've gotten a lot of support. So, as my way of thanking you…
Rage thought about this for a minute. Did he really want to do this?
Rage: I'm going to do this…one hour special Outlast episode.
In the game, Rage walked up the stairs.
Rage: Last time, I managed to escape that psychotic maniac who was trying to kill me. Let's hope nothing like that happens this time.
Rage reached the top of the stairs, and a body flew past him towards the wall. Rage jumped.
Rage: HOLY SHIT!
Rage could hear a loud evil laughter getting closer. Rage turned around, and ran. He found another locker, and hid inside it.
Rage: Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god!
The footsteps were getting very close.
BZEW!
The power in Rage's apartment went out.
Rage: The fuck?
Rage took off his headset, and sat there feeling confused. Suddenly, he heard someone running down the hallway of his apartment complex.
BANG!
Whatever was running down the hall just slammed into Rage's door.
BANG!
It slammed into it again. The now frightened Rage ran over to his pet lizard's cage, and he quickly grabbed her. He then hid under his bed.
BOOM! The door broke open.
