A/N: Yeshhhhhh I am outta the writers block prison and I'm writing again!

Warning: My stupidness and randomness. And pedobear-ness. And rejection-ness.

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or Santa or New Years legends.

A Wonderful Christmas Tale...

"Miku! Miku!" Meiko yelled at the teal haired teen pop sensation.

"Yes?" Miku, the teen pop sensation, replied.

"Santa has decided to cancel Christmas because he decided he hates children and also his reindeer are tired!" Meiko gasped. Miku gasped too.

"Like O-M-G, we have to go replace him 'cause that's what we teen pop sensations are to do when children are in need," Miku declared, "Lets round up everyone that's still here and put them to work on making CD's." Meiko quickly scurried off and rounded up Kaito, Lily, and Gumi. So the five of them try to download over 5 million CD's but fail.

Suddenly, Santa appeared in their kitchen and ate their cookies and told them, "You guys suck at this, but thanks for trying, I think I'll deliver the CD's you guys made and then the rest of the toys and stuff. So Santa Clause did just as he said. So the children and Vocaloids lived happily ever after, sort of, maybe.

THE END of this story.

A Gorgeous New Years Tale…

"Kaito! Kaito!" Piko yelled being curious about legends that people make.

"Yes, Piko? What do you need to ask the awesome and intelligent me?" Kaito asked.

"Are there any legends about New Years?"

"Well of course there is Piko my dearest!" Kaito chuckled, "I think I have heard that if you and someone you care about kiss right when midnight strikes you will be together forever!" Piko's eyes twinkled.

"Well, then if we kiss will we be together forever?" Piko chirped innocently. Kaito's eye twitched.

"Actually Piko, I was planning to kiss someone else tomorrow night." Piko pouted.

"Okay well then who could I ki-" Piko was cut off by the purple haired samurai dancing into the room. Swiftly, he wrapped his arm around the naïve boy.

"So I was standing outside of the room and I heard of your need of someone to kiss at midnight tomorrow," Gakupo chuckled. Piko nodded his head crazily.

"Gakupo, don't be such a pedo," Kaito sighed. "We want Piko to be a normal-ish boy robot thing. You know, not messed up like you or Len…"

"Hey," Len growled from the other side of the room, "I can hear you."

"Pfffffft, but you have to admit you are pretty screwed up for a boy that's 15," Rin laughed.

"Were ROBOTS, Rin, we don't age. So just saying I am still 14,"

"Yeah, but that's still over 13. You a teenage shota," Rin hooted.

Deciding to block Len and Rin out…

"Well Piko, as I was saying, I would love to be your New Years kiss," Gakupo cackled.

"Really?" Piko chirped hopefully. Gakupo nodded his yes.

"Yay~" Piko sang, "Now I'm gonna tell Master, Miki, Lily, Gumi, Luka, Miku, and all the other Vocaloids and Utaus and Fanmades," Kaito froze at Piko's words.

"Wait, Piko. Don-" Kaito began. Piko had already left the room screaming like a child shrieking for ice cream.

The next day, 5 minutes before midnight,

"Oh! Hi Gaku!" Piko shouted from across the room. Gakupo saw him and waved hello. Quickly, Piko scurried to him. Piko smiled up to the purpled haired man. Only then did Gakupo Kamui realize how beautiful Piko's teal eyes were, and how they glistened in the moonlight.

"Well there's only 2 minutes until midnight," Gakupo said, "Were still gonna kiss at midnight, right?" Piko seemed to hesitate.

"Well actually Gaku-nii… er, how do I say this nicely? I'm straight. And, uh…I'm gonna kiss Gakuko today. Not you. Well, uh…bye for now?" The silver haired boy stood up and joined Gakuko. Gakupo seemed to die inside.

"How will I live now," Gakupo mumbled to himself. At that moment Gakupo felt as if he had no purpose in life. Then he saw Luka in a dress.

The End

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Probably~