Disclaimer: I do not own any rights to South Park. These characters belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Except LS. He belongs to a friend.
A/N: I am not new to FanFic, I've written stories before but I forgot my last account's password and user name. How forgetful I am! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this one-shot as I've enjoyed writing it for you *Cough* StedIsAwesome Cough*
A/N: Oh, and yesh, Stan and Red are friends in this.
Facebook Relations Can Cause Problems, or Do They?
"Hey, Stan?" Red Tucker asked one late October afternoon. "It says on your facebook that you're still in a relationship with Wendy." She glanced over at her friend who had paused their game as she logged onto facebook.
Stan had decided to head over to Red's house to study for an incoming test they had to take the next day since they were too busy the last weeks playing video games, and lets say they weren't even attempting to study at all.
"Oh, well, Wendy told me that she was only in a relationship with me so I won't 'suffer,'" He quoted, "being single and that she's asking some friends to 'date'" He quoted again, rolling his eyes, "me." He placed the controller aside.
"I'm sorry, but that's just plain funny!" Red laughed.
"It's not funny."
"Yea huh."
"Not uh."
"Yea-" Stan grabbed his pillow and threw it at her, hitting her straight in the face before she could finish her sentence. "Ow, Stan!" she whined, though she was still laughing. "If you were 'suffering,'" she sniggered, "you could have asked, only to get Wendy off your back."
"Really?"
"Yeah, but I'm already married on there."
"To who?" Stan sat up straighter, staring at her.
"Your hat, who else?" Red replied as if it was the obvious thing in the world.
Stan laughed. "You actually made an account of my hat?"
Red nodded smiling. "I was engaged to L.S's hat but it cheated on me with Wendy's hat!"
"Does he know that you've made an account of his hat?"
"No, or else he'll freak out!" She smiled.
"You're insane, Red." Stan chuckled at his red haired friend who nodded. "But that's one of the reason's you love me, buddy."
"Yep, true."
Red, who was checking her facebook changed her status to "Single". "I should kill you, Stan, but I won't - Anyway, hurry up before Wendy makes you date S-" But who was 'S'? No one ever knew since Stan stood up as if electrified and dashed across the room, grabbed a stunned Red's laptop, logged off of her facebook and instantly logged in to his, changing his relationship. "Accept it!"
"Jeez, Stan.." Red blinked as she logged onto hers and does so.
"Phew," Stan sat back on the bed and pulled the controller over to himself, like nothing had happened. "Hurry up, Red, or I'm going to play alone."
Red rolled her eyes. "Don't you kill those pedestrians without me!"
As they started shooting pedestrians down, they heard a scream not to far from Red's house.
"Holy crap, she's pissed," said Red causally as if talking about the weather, not taking her eyes off the T.v screen.
"Don't know why she's all pissed about it, we aren't even together anymore."
"Should I check my facebook?"
"Nah."
And so they played GTA San Andreas for the rest of the evening; and failed the test the next day.