Title: Billy Brown

Genre: Angst / Fluffy

Rating: PG-13 for now

Pairing: Dave/Kurt, future!fic

Summary: Oh, Dave Karofsky had lived an ordinary life

Two kids, a dog and the precautionary wife

While it was all going accordingly to plan

Then Dave Karofsky fell in love with another man

So here is the first fic I've written in... 7 years. Glee has run away with my heartstrings. This is currently a Dave Karofsky future!Fic. eventual Kurtofsky. Let's see the reaction this gets.

Inspiration for it came from this fan video. It made me laugh hard enough to cry.

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or any of their characters. No profit was made from this work of fiction is it purely for my own silly little entertainment.

Dave Karofsky had everything he ever planned in life. His wife Jessica was his College girlfriend and a cheerleader. He's played football in college and got a full ride scholarship. He kept his head down and gained himself a degree out of the school. He'd never quite made pro and right after graduation he heard the wonderful news. Jessica was pregnant. He proposed at Thanksgiving before both of their families and 8 months later she had a beautiful girl that was named Carolina. His degree and student projects earned him a recommendation and commission in his first venture. Only a year and a half later after his first big job as an architect she became pregnant with little Christian.

As usual his focus and determined mind guided him through great success in his venture and another job landed in his lap. Ohio was gaining an extravagant theater thanks to the contribution of some very enthusiastic funding from a star who once lived in the area. He thought little of it as he came home that night. He brought a bottle of red wine home and his mother took the kids.

They shared a romantic diner, Dave always had a flair for cooking and on nights when Jessica let him take over the kitchen he felt like himself. He made fillet mignon with seasoned vegetables and artichoke for an appetizer. He and Jessica made love that night. It was sweet, gentle as he always was. He always admired her beauty. Her skin was pale like abalone shells, her eyes a deep expressive aqua-marine and her hair the softest sweetest smelling chestnut brown. Her lips were naturally stained pink and her body was delicately boned.

As she lay sated beside him he sat up in the bed, looking over to the little pill bottle on the side. Inside was the little blue pill that usually was associated with old men who couldn't get it up anymore. He'd come to grips with his… oddity years ago. He simply didn't have a sex drive. He'd never been able to keep it up. No woman had ever been able to bring him up, but he never really had much time for girls anyway. He'd always been focused on his schooling ever since…. High school. He'd nearly been expelled from school. He turned his life around, focusing, ignoring the friends and enemies he'd made. He kept the same mindset through college. He hadn't even noticed Jessica until one of his friends had set them up on a blind date. She'd said they were perfect together and he had to agree. It was all perfect… so why was he awake while his wife slept?

He walked into his kid's room, staring lovingly at the little girl who'd been gifted with her mother's face and nose and his dark curly hair. She was his princess and angel. He loved playing with her and teaching her everything. She'd just turned 4.

Next he moved to his son's crib. The boy already had his smile and Jessica's bright beautiful eyes. He was going to be a heartthrob when he grew up. He reached out to gently pet the soft wispy brown hair on the 2 year old head. His little guy, going to grow up to be the next Karofsky man…

He had everything he ever wanted. Two kids whom he adored. Being a father was a dream come true. His wife was perfect, elegant, but liked sports, happy to stay at home. He'd bought a place only across town from his parents. He even had a Golden Retriever named Rex. Why oh why was he pacing in the middle of the night like something was missing… There was no time for insomnia. He met the client for the big theater project tomorrow. He took one of the sleeping pills his doctor had prescribed and fell into a dreamless sleep.