In an area unknown in the Underworld, Diodora plots on how to capture Asia.

Diodora: "Now then, I need to think of a way to make Asia part of my collection."

Then Shalba teleports in the room which surprises Diodora.

Diodora: "Oh, Shalba. What are you doing here."

Shalba: "I heard that your planing to make Asia part of your peerage. Am I correct?"

Diodora: "Yes sir, I am."

Shalba: "Then takes this."

Shalba hands Diodora a test tube containing red liquid.

Diodora: "What is it?"

Shalba: "It's a love potion. If you make Asia drink it, she'll fall in love with you pernamently."

Diodora smiles evilly after hearing this and starts laughing.

Diodora: "OH YES! THIS WILL BE EVEN BETTER! Thank you Lord Shalba."

Shalba: "Your welcome but be warned. That potion will contain side-effects."

Diodora: "Side-effects?"

Shalba: "Yes, like burned skinned."

Diodora: "Tch, whatever as long as the Twilight-Healer is still in love with me."

Shalba then teleports out of the room.

Diodora: "Wonder why Shalba wanted to help me though. Eh, who cares."

We now see the ORC club busting in the room where Diodora has captured Asia.

Issei (Pissed): "YOU BASTARD! GIVE US BACK ASIA!"

Diodora just laughs at Issei.

Diodora: "Your already too late. When I force Asia too drink this love potion, she'll become permanently in love with me."

Issei rushes towards Diodora but he quickly sets up a barrier to prevent Issei from going any further.

Issei: "ASIA!"

He tries to break the barrier but it was too strong.

Diodora:"Now then, Asia. Time to fall in love with me."

He removes the cork screw from the tube and forces Asia to drink it. Then suddenly, her skin starts burning up which causes Asia to scream.

Asia: "GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Then her skin suddenly becomes covered in burned scars which shocks the peerage members.

Issei: "ASIA!"

Diodora: "Hmm. Those must be the side-effects that Shalba was talking about. But no matter, she will fall in love with me eventually."

He then grabs Asia's chin and smiles at her.

Diodora: "Why hello my love, I promise I will take good care of you when you join my peerage."

Asia smiles back at her.

Issei: "NOOOO! ASIA!"

Rias (Crying): "WE'RE SO SORRY ASIA! WE FAILED YOU!"

But Asia starts laughing.

Asia: "Pfft AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why would I join your peerage. That's sounds boring."

Diodora (Confused): "What? Shouldn't you be falling in love with me?"

Asia: "Lame, I rather fuck a pervert than be with your lame-ass."

This shocks Diodora and the peerage members. This was the first time that Asia swore.

Gapser: "DID I HEAR ASIA SAY A PROFANE WORD?!"

Kiba: "What's gotten into her."

Koneko: "Maybe it was that potion that bastard gave her."

Then Rias' and her peerage glare at him.

Rias: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BISHOP?!"

Diodora: "I DON'T KNOW! SHE'S SUPPOSE TO FALL IN LOVE!"

Xenovia: "Well maybe, you got the wrong potion. That's why she swore."

Diodora (Stammering): "N-no, I g-got that from Shlaba."

This got Rias and her peerage confused.

Rias (Thinking): "Shalba? Is he actually helping Diodora capture Asia? Why?"

(With Asia)

Asia: "My God, this is so boring. Hey author, how about you let me out now. I want to have some fun now."

Me: "Why not you teleport out of there. You now have the powers of Deadpool."

Asia: "Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that."

Me: "Also, you have Screwball and Serious inside you."

Asia: "Wait, I do."

Serious: "Indeed, we now reside in your head."

Screwball (Excited): "AWESOME! WE'RE INSIDE AN ANIME GIRL'S HEAD! Not only that, this is the first Deadpool and High School DxD crossover story."

Serious: "Actually no, there was already a Deadpool and High School DxD crossover story but it's in Spanish."

Screwball: "Aw come on, why would anyone post a story that's in Spanish. Who does that?"

Asia: "Enough chit-chatting. I'm out of here."

She then teleports next to Rias."

Asia: "Hey Rias, can we go now? I'm getting bored here."

Rias: "Not now Asia, we-WAIT, ASIA?!"

Everyone turns in shock, even Diodora to see that Asia has gotten out of the binds that she was trapped in.

Xenovia: "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET OUT OF THERE?!

Asia: "It's simple, I teleported."

Everyone became confused at that statement.

Gasper: "You teleported, you can't do that. And how came you don't look upset."

Asia: "Well, it's no-(Starts coughing and hacking)"

Koneko: "Are you feeling okay?"

Asia stops coughing and hacking. She takes a deep breath.

Asia (Voiced slightly lowered): "I apologize, I just needed to change the tone of my voice.

Akeno: "Wow Asia, you sounded you just hit puberty instantly."

Asia: "Exactly, anyway Gasper, back to your question."

Gasper: "How come you don't look upset that your appearance has changed?"

Asia: "Well, it's not so bad, looking like Freddy Krueger face-fucked the map of Utah. (Turns to the audience) See where I got that quote from?"

Everyone gasps still shocked that Asia is using profanity.

Xenovia: "ASIA, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS?!"

Koneko: "You know, I'm starting to feel that Diodora turned Asia into Deadpool."

Everyone: "WHAT?!"

Asia: "You are correct Koneko. Chimichangas for you tonight."

Gasper: "Chimichangas?"

Koneko: "Yep, definitely Deadpool."

Then everyone faces Diodora.

Rias (Angry): "As for you Diodora, your gonna pay for what you did to my bishop."

Issei then finally manages to destroy the barrier by charging up a dragon shot.

Diodora (Sweating): "W-wait, she was suppose to fall in love with me, not act like this."

Akeno: "Well looks like your potion has failed."

Diodora: "Stand back, don't come any clo-"

(Bang)

Diodora falls to the ground from a gun shot, dead. The others were confused on where the gun shot came from. They turn in shock to see Asia holding a gun in her hand.

Asia: "There, problem solved. Now lets go home. I'm was getting bored here."

Issei (Shocked): "ASIA, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT GUN FROM?!"

Asia: "From my outfit."

Issei (Confused): "What?"

Asia: "Yeah, from this suit that I'm wearing right now."

Asia rips her school uniform in half to reveal that she's wearing a Deadpool costume, but she's currently not wearing the mask.

Asia: "Whoops, almost forgot something."

She then ties her hair up into a pony-tail, pulls out a Deadpool mask, and then puts it one. She now looks like a younger version of Lady Deadpool.

Koneko: "Yep, definitely becoming Deadpool."

Rias: "Listen Asia, we need to take you to Azazel so look he can see what's going on with you."

Asia: "Fine, but let me end the first chapter."

Rias (Confused): "What?"

Asia: "Oh screw it, Screwball and Serious can end the chapter."

Serious: "Alright fine, end of first chapter.

Screwball: "Be sure to check out KAPfan9876's other stories."

Serious: "What KAPfan9876 usual says, please favorite, follow, and review."