DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN AVATAR.
Jake and Neytiri were at the tree of voices together.
"You are a warrior now Jake." Said Neytiri. "You can make your bow from the wood of Hometree. And you can choose a woman. We have many fine woman. Ninat is the best singer."
"I don't want Ninat." Replied Jake.
"And Peyral is a good hunter."
"Yes, she is a good hunter." Acknowledged Jake. "But I don't want Peyral."
"Rana is the best weaver." Suggested Neytiri.
"Yes, Rana is a good weaver." Agreed Jake. "But I don't want Rana."
" And Tinara is a good bowmaker." Proposed Neytiri.
"Yes, Tirana is a good Bowmaker." Nodded Jake. "But i don't want Tirana."
For the next half hour or so Neytiri suggested a number of fine woman with wonderful qualities. Each time Jake agreed she was a fine woman, but said he didn't want her. Soon Neytiri came to the end of her list of fine woman.
"... and Kala is the best Cook." Continued Neytiri.
"Yes. Kala is the best cook." Affirmed Jake. "But I don't want Kala."
"Piri is a good gatherer." Suggested Neytiri.
"Yes, Piri is a good gatherer." Agreed Jake. "But I don't want Piri."
"Oh, for Ewya's sake, Jake." Sighed Neytiri with frustration. " I've gone though all the fine women in the clan. But you rejected them all."
"I don't want any of them." Said Jake, gazing at Neytiri tenderly. "I have already cho..."
"Well, In that case, since you don't want any of the fine women. "Neytiri shook her head in resignation. "I'll just have to go through the not so fine women now."
"But..."
"May as well, get started." Sighed Neytiri. "Sluta is a lazy slag."
"Yes, she is a lazy slag. But I don't want Sluta." Said Jake.
"And Pili is a two-faced bitch."
"I know Pili is a two faced bitch. But I don't want Pili."
"And Titana is an ugly cow."
"Yes, Titana is an ugly cow. But I don't want Titana."
"And Suza is a dirty slapper..."
Etc, etc, etc...