Author's Note:
- I spent WAY too much time listening to Christmas music today... this was the result...
- I claim no affiliation with anything The Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit. I just love them to death.
- This is supposed to be sung to the song "We Wish You A Merry Christmas".
- This is the sequel to my last Christmas song parody, "Strider the Kingly Ranger".
"We Wish You An Arda Christmas"
We wish you an Arda Christmas;
We wish you an Arda Christmas;
We wish you an Arda Christmas and a Hobbit New Year.
Good tidings we bring to you, Elvenking;
Good tidings for Christmas and a Hobbit New Year.
Oh, bring us an Elven pudding;
Oh, bring us a Hobbit pudding;
Oh, bring us a Dwarven pudding and a mug of good Beer
We won't fight until we get some;
We won't sing until we get some;
We won't roll until we get some, so bring more Wine here
We don't like our Trollish pudding;
We don't like our Orcish pudding;
We don't like our Goblin pudding, is this thing an ear?
We wish you an Arda Christmas;
We wish you an Arda Christmas;
We wish you an Arda Christmas and a Hobbit New Year.
Good tidings to you where ever you are;
Good tidings for Ringers and a Smaug-y New Year.
Muse Moments:
"This is what happens when I let Legolas and Thranduil go off drinking together. Paris convinces me to write stupid stuff..." Nil glared at Paris, who only smiled, holding a sprig of mistletoe over his head.
To which Nil promptly rolled her eyes and pushed him off the edge of the bed.