Author : I'm sorry if I have lots of mistake and some humor that do not make sense ! While my own brain is the most that do not make sense !
DISCLAIMER : HUNTERXHUNTER is owned by Yoshihiro Togashi – sensei and forever will while the other anime that has been in this story is owned by their respective owner!
WARNING : Some OOC-ness and OC ! Some character from other anime !
Hunter X Hunter Sketch : Episode 1
Gon : Ohayou minna-san !
Audience : YEAH !
Killua : We will begin the story !
Kurapika : Now the number one story !
Leorio : Ghost !
-The big tv turned on –
Post Guard 1 : It's already late !
Post Guard 2 : But there is a ghost !
Post Guard 1 : No big deal we are 2 and the ghost is 1 !
Post Guard 2 : Yeah but look !
Ghost : Step out of the way I'm going to sell this cow of mine !
Post Guars 1 : The ghost and his pet GUAAH !
-The big tv turned off-
Killua : That's freaky !
Gon : So a cow can be a ghost to eh !
Kurapika : Not reality !
Leorio : Now number two !
Killua : 'Suicide ?'
-The big tv turned on-
-On a tree-
Kurapika : Life is almost pointless now that all my friends are not by my side !
Basho : Kurapika stop it don't hang yourself !
Kurapika : Huh what ?
Basho : Stop it !
Kurapika : But no one has help me !
Basho : Than I'll help you !
Kurapika : Okay here the rope and there is the laundry !
Basho : Ok- what the !?
Kurapika : I'm doing laundry doesn't it look clearly !
Basho : Not at all !
-The big tv turned off-
Audience : No Not Kurapika !
Gon : *sweatdrop*
Leorio : Does that actually ever happen !?
Kurapika : I don't know !
Killua : Number three !
Leorio : 'Captured?'!
-The big tv turned on –
Kurapika : Report the Genei Ryodan have been captured !
Police : Yes they are captured but look behind you !
Kurapika : Huh?
KABOOOM !
Police : No the car just explode !
Kurapika : Come back !
Uvogin : Yeah cool !
Police : The new police car just exploded !
-The big tv turned off-
Kurapika : What with that ?
Leorio : Ask yourself !
Killua : Now number four !
Gon : Misunderstand !
-The big tv turned on-
Gon : Aunt Mito I'm home !
Mito : *from behind the door* Ah Killua it is already day !
Killua : Hmm !
Gon : *Gulp*
Killua : A little longer !
Gon : WHAT ARE YOU DOING ! * Open the door forcefully*
Mito : Ah Gon, Killua is still sleeping !
Gon : Haa !
Mito : Wake him up !
-The big tv turned off-
Leorio : Now who is greenminded ?!
Audience : *drool*
Killua : WHERE IS THAT CRAZY AUTHOR !
Kurapika : Mmm…
Killua : Who would fall to that old hag !?
Mito : So it is I'm old ne Killua !And where is that crazy Author ?!
Kiniro : Kurapika please stop staring here !
Kurapika : Hey she is here !
Mito/Killua : YOU !
Kiniro : *run away*
Kurapika : Now number five ' Wrong Thing'!
-The big tv turned on-
Leorio : Hey Gon Killua come here !
Killua/Gon : What is it ?
Leorio : Here look here !
Gon : *blush*
Killua : Whoa Gon is still innocent !
Kurapika : What are you doing ?
Killua : Here look Kurapika !
Leorio/Killua/Gon : KURAPIKA !
Kurapika : What are teaching to kids hmm LEORIO !?
Leorio : GYAA PLEASE FORGIVE ME !
-The big tv turned off-
Kurapika : Is that true ?*emitting evil aura*
Leorio : No of course !
Killua : It is true !
Kurapika : YOU !
Audience : Kill him !
Gon : Now number six 'Monster'!
-The big tv turned on-
Kurapika : The tea is nice !
Leorio : And sweet !
Gon : You agree Killua ?
Killua : Not enough !
Trio : Eh !
POCHAN POCHAN POCHAN POCHAN
Leorio : 1..2…3…4 ..
Kurapika : 5….6….7..
Gon : 7 sugar cube !
Kurapika : Are you feeling sick already Killua ?
Killua : No at all !
Trio : MONSTER !
-The big tv turned off-
Audience : KYAA KILLUA-SAMA SO SWEET!
Kurapika : Is that right Gon ?
Gon : Yeah he likes to waste his money for sweets !
Leorio : Damn rich boy !
Killua : *sigh* now number seven 'Cruel'
-The big tv turned on-
Gon : Mini rabbits for sale mini rabbits for sale !
Kurapika : They will never get bigger than this !
Ponzu : Kyaa cute !
Leorio : Mini assassin for sale mini assassin for sale and they will never get bigger than this REAAALLY!
Killua : *sweatdrop*
Illumi : I would have one !
-The big tv turned off-
Killua : KISAMA !
Leorio : Hey it just the Author fault !
Audience : Killua-sama kill him !
Kurapika : Now number eight ' Idiot Aunt '
-The big tv turned on-
Mito : Okaeri nasai Gon !
Gon : Aunt Mito !
Kurapika : Hello !
Mito : Such pretty lady !
Kurapika : Huh ?
Mito : Gon you are still to young to have a girlfriend !
Gon : Huh ?
Mito : *touch Kurapika chest*
Kurapika : *sweatdrop*
Mito : Boring !
Gon : Kurapika is a boy Aunt Mito !
Mito : NOO GON COME BACK TO ME !
Kurapika : Look like I know why Gon like that !
-The big tv turned off-
Kurapika : What the ?!
Killua : GAH MY GON IS STILL INNOCENT !
Audience : Yaoi !
Gon : No comment…
Leorio : Number nine 'Do Not Do That To Kurapika' !
-The big tv turned on-
Loki (Fairy Tail): Hi pretty lady !
Leorio : Oh a playboy !
Kurapika : Come on lets leave him !
Killua : But…
Kurapika : No but !
Loki : Oh nice lady why are you with an old man !
Kurapika : TOO MUCH !
Leorio : That's why we don't want him here !
Kurapika : KISAMA !
Loki : LOOOOVVVVEEEE ! * flying after Kurapika's punch*
-The big tv turned of-
All : * Sweatdrop*
Kurapika : Hmph he deserve it !
Gon : Now the last one !
Killua :Father !
-The big tv turned on-
Gon : Ging !
Yusuke ( Yu Yu Hakusho) : Sorry kid I'm not Ging but Yusuke Urameshi !
Gon : Oh ….
….
Yusuke : What ?
Gon : Wear this ! * Giving Ging clothes *
Yusuke : Happy now !
Gon : Yea Ging !
-The big tv turned off-
Killua : Look alike !
Kurapika : Yeah !
Gon : I ONLY HAVE ONE FATHER !
Leorio : Any way!
Trio : Good Bye and See you soon !
Audience : COOL KILLUA !
Killua : *wink*
Audience : KYAA KURAPIKA !
Kurapika : Good bye !
Audience : CUTE GON !
Gon : Yea yea see all of you next time !
Audience : KYAA THANK YOU !
Leorio : Woi how about me !
Audience : BOOO !
Kiniro : Ok lets go !
Leorio : WAAH !
-End-
Author : How is it ? Messed up right ! Well I think so ! Thank you for all who has read it ! And REVIEW PLEASE ! REVIEW PLEASE !R…..E…..V...I…..E…..W PLEASE !