It was a typical morning in South Park. Stan was standing at his locker, gathering his needed junk for the first half of the school day, when he suddenly heard girls giggling behind him. He spun around, noticing the small group of girls looking at him while they laughed. Two of them waved at him. He smiled and waved back, before turning back towards his locker. "Hmm. I must be getting hotter with age," he thought to himself, pleased with this new attention.
Meanwhile, Kyle was at his own locker when he heard similar voices giggling. He looked suspiciously at the girls, who were whispering to each other and laughing while they stared in his direction. They were clearly gossiping about him, and made little effort to be discreet about it. However, he couldn't make out anything that they were saying.
Just then, Cartman came by and slapped Kyle on the shoulders, his boisterous laughter echoing in the hallway. "Oh mah god, this is delicious. HAHAHAHA!" his voice boomed with obnoxious laughter. Kyle furrowed his eyebrows at him. "What the hell are you talking about, fatass?"
Cartman beamed smugly at Kyle. "You don't even know yet? Oh, it's great. There's romantic drawings of you and Stan posted all over the skewl. You guys are the new yaoi couple, hahahaha!"
Kyle's eyes widened frantically as he looked around the hallway. He saw various people staring at him, primarily girls. "You..you gotta be pulling my leg Cartman, right?"
"Not this time! Go look in the cafeteria, there's drawings hung all over the walls of you two! The girls are convinced that you're gay with Stan. You better watch out Kyle, Wendy might beat your ass!" Cartman continued laughing hysterically.
Kyle slammed his locker shut and stormed towards the cafeteria, glaring at the girls who had been staring at him.
Once he got to the cafeteria, Kyle's eyes were drawn immediately to the many drawings and paintings tacked and pinned onto a bulletin board, with a headline paper at the top of it reading, "Artwork by our Japanese exchange students!"
He glanced at all of the artwork, noticing that every piece depicted him and Stan in romantic scenarios. He felt deeply embarrassed as he looked at one drawing depicting Stan and himself shirtless, with Stan licking his nipple. The caption under it read, "Secret moments".
"What the hell is wrong with these girls?" he thought as he stared at all the drawings. A few of them were very inappropriate.
Just then he noticed one of the Japanese students coming up to tack another drawing to the board. "Oh... hi Kyle!" she greeted enthusiastically. She tacked on a drawing which featured Stan rubbing massage oil onto Kyle's back, as they laid in a bed of rose petals. The caption at the bottom read "Petals of forbidden love". The girl nervously smiled at Kyle, who looked utterly embarrassed and confused. She scurried away before he could ask questions.
Kyle was left standing there, speechless.