Greatest Expectations

by KatieandGina

This is dumb. We mostly wrote this because we're pissed we had to read this book in advanced English. An epic tale of what happens to Pip in the future as if anyone cares

A/N: We do not own Great Expectations. That was Charles Dickens's mistake. This is solely to take out our frustration on this dumb book.

And now "Greatest Expectations"

Pip scowled. Why? Because he felt like scowling. His life sucked. Really…a lot. He had lost all his money and him and "beautiful" Estella were forced to live in the smallest shack in all of England. They had 22 kids. Pip Jr., Estella Jr., Amanda, Amanda 2, Lola, Lolita, Frankie, Ben, Bethany, The Mental Kid (or TMK), Tomoko, Motha, Fawka, Pip Jr. Jr., Dididi, Weed, Crack, Stella, Ralf, Spit, Greg, and DaBitch. All these kids were extremely ugly and just wasted room so Pip shot Ralf, the two Amanda's and of course TMK. Now he had nineteen kids which brought no beauty to the house.

But what about "beautiful" Estella. Notice I put "X" around "beautiful." That's because Estella wasn't pretty but she had let her self go so she was fat and ugly and stupid. So Pip killed himself. The End.