A/N- Okay! This is my first three-shot and my first A.U Naruto fanfiction. I got the idea when my friends and I played truth or dare, and we did some pretty effed up dares. Overall it was fun and hilarious! Well I hope you like this! Pairings: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema, SaiIno. Enjoy~!
Truth or Dare! Beware.
Hinata P.o.V
"But f-father! I've been w-working really hard in t-training and I just want to have a-a break and h-have my friends o-over!" I exclaimed quietly at my father, who I was trying to convince to let me have a sleepover.
"Hinata. I don't want a bunch of teenagers running around my house, while I'm away." He replied sternly at me. It's not like were going to burn the house down, the only ones he should worry about is Tenten and Ino.
"Father I-I promise you, t-the house will be in p-perfect condition, when you get b-back." I said reassuringly at him. He stared at me for a moment like he was thinking about it. He then sighed.
"I guess. But if anything is out of order when I get back. There will be consequences." After that he walked away, while I sighed in relief. All that's left is calling the girls, I'll call Ino first since she WAS the reason this was going to happen.
~Flashback Earlier. Team 7 training grounds~
"Forehead! We should all do something fun tonight! I mean Temari's in town, the boys are off somewhere being boys, were all bored, and most of us are tired of constantly training!" Ino complained to Sakura. I nodded, I had to agree with her. This is boring just sitting here.
"Well, if you want to do something, what do you have in mind? Ino-pig!" Sakura yelled back, irritated with the nickname. Ino thought for a moment...and then she perked up.
"I KNOW! We can have a sleep-over! Just the five of us!" Ino shouted cheerily. I thought for a moment and decided it was a good idea. One question though. Where are we going to have it? Before I could even ask, Tenten beat me to it.
"Where are we going to have this "sleepover"? Ino stopped smiling right there.
"Well, we can't have it at my house. My parents won't let me have this many people." She said while she sulked.
"My house is to small to fit everyone." Sakura said.
"No way is it going to be at my house." Tenten added in. Then they all looked at me with hopeful eyes. I nervously blushed.
"I-I guess I could a-ask father. B-but I will call y-you to let you k-know."
"Hina! Your a life saver!" Ino exclaimed while she gave me a bone crushing hug.
"Stop Ino-pig! Your crushing her!" Sakura yelled, prying Ino off me. What have I got myself into?
~END Flashback.~
So I pull out my cellphone and and press 3 ( Ino's speed dial).
RING RING RING... "Hello? Hina?" Ino's voice sounded confused. I thought she had my number? Oh well.
"Ino, my father s-said yes."
"Really?! Awesome! I'll tell Tennie, you can call forehead and Temari!" Ino replied almost making my ear fall off.
"O-okay. Be here a-around 6:30 please. B-bye." After that I had hung up. I didn't need to be anymore deaf than I already am. I sighed, I only have a half hour before my house would be stampeded by a wild pig (as Sakura would say) named Ino. I giggled a little bit at my own joke. As I was lost in my own little world, I bumped into something, more like someone.
"N-neji! I am so s-sorry! I wasn't paying a-attention!" I quickly apologized. He looked down at me with an emotionless face. I got nervous and I felt my cheeks heat up. I wanted to shrink in a hole and die right now.
"Hinata, it is fine. Just watch where your going next time. Now I must be on my way to the Baka's house."
"B-baka?" I was confused, since when did Neji go to other people's houses?
"Naruto. He is having people over and Uchiha will be there, I will not be shown up by a Uchiha!" Neji said with flames in his eyes. I backed away slowly. Scared.
"Well h-have fun." I replied quickly with a blush on my face and sped off towards the kitchen, to make sure we had enough food. Knowing Tenten, Temari, and Ino, I would have to go shopping. I only have 15 minutes, so I guess I'll just ask a maid. While I was walking around trying to find a maid, I remembered I had to call Sakura and Temari! I whipped out my cell and pressed 2. It rang and rang until a familiar voice answered and but it wasn't Sakura's.
"Hinata?"
"Temari? What a-are you doing w-with Sakura's phone?" I asked, confused. This is weird.
"My brothers and I were walking into the gates and we saw Sakura and her team. She noticed me and started running at me, soon Naruto was next to her. I thought I was going to get trampled! I moved out of the way and they went tumbling into Kankuro. Sakura's phone and keys flew out of her jacket and I picked it up while she was trying to get up. Then you called and here we are." She replied. I could feel her smirk on the other line. I could also hear Sakura calling Naruto a baka and probably punching him across town.
"O-oh well, I was wondering if you wanted to c-come over for a sleepover, a-and tell Sakura my f-father said yes." I said quietly.
"I guess I could come, since Gaara and Kankuro are going to Naruto's, I don't want to be alone, so I'll grab Sakura and we'll head over. Bye!" She hung up before I could say anything. I sighed. I glanced at the clock. 5 minutes. Now to find the maid.
~Sakura P.o.V~
I straightened out my jacket and looked at Temari.
"Who was that?"
"Hinata, she said her father said yes, and I told her were on our way." She replied. It took me a second to realize what she was talking about.
"Oh! Well then! Let's go!" I exclaimed while grabbing Temari's hand. As I was about to run away, I was stopped by none other than the famous Sasuke Uchiha.
"Where are you exactly going?" He asked with a eyebrow raised.
"Why does that concern you?" I replied glaring a little. My inner was going crazy! I wish I could give myself a pat on the back for my boldness.
"Hn."
"Well bye guys! Gaara and Kankuro, I'm taking Temari captive!"
"Hn."
"BYE!"
"Keep her!" Temari then glared at her brother.
"Bye ugly." It was my turn to glare. It only lasted a couple of seconds, before I dragged Temari towards Hinata's house.
Temari and I arrived at Hinata's house at about 6:35. It took awhile to drag her because she was squirming. As we stepped on the doorstep, Temari glared at me. I just smiled and rang the doorbell. We waited a couple minutes, before Hinata came and answered the door with Ino and Tenten following closely behind.
"Forehead! Temari! You made it!" Ino exclaimed.
"Yeah yeah, sorry were late. We had a few problems." Temari said, still slightly glaring. Tenten started giggling.
"I'm not even going to ask." She said. We walked in and into the living room, which was filled with blankets, pillows, food, games, etc. It was everything you would need for a perfect sleepover. I smiled.
"Hina, you really out did yourself." I said. She smiled while blushing.
"T-thank you."
"WELL! Lets get this party started!" Ino shouted and my ears started ringing. She needs a mute button.
"What do you guys want to do first?" Tenten asked boredly.
"We can do makeovers and stuff!" Ino exclaimed. That sounds fun.
After we were done having makeovers and eating our hearts out, it was around 8:30. We changed into our pajamas and went downstairs. I was wearing a smiley face pink tank top and pink and green polkadot mid-thigh shorts. I had my long hair out, I had washed off all the makeup Ino piled on me. Hina was wearing a baby blue tanktop with black and white basketball shorts, her hair was in a braid. Ino-pig wore a purple sweatshirt and zebra print shorts, hair- regular ponytail. Tennie is wearing baggy grey sweatpants and a tight t-shirt with the number 1 on the front, her hair was in two low pigtails. Last but not least Temari was wearing red plaid pajama pants with a black tank top, hair- normal 4 ponies. We all piled into the living room and sat in a circle.
"I think all of you know what time it is now!" Ino exclaimed while smiling evilly.
"I'm not liking where this is going..." Temari groaned.
"TRUTH OR DARE~!" Ino sing songed.
"Great" I murmured, Hina must of heard me because she giggled.
"Here are the rules, I play this game with a little twist. Rule 1- You can only do one truth the who-le game. Rule 2- We will do one single dare and one team dare. Rule 3 and my personal favorite...we are video tapping this because I want to be a YouTube star! Okay?!" Ino explained. She was going to put this on the internet? What is this girl smoking?
"O-okay."
"I guess..."
"Pig, your crazy, but ok!" We all looked at Temari with questioningly looks. She shrugged.
"Sure, but where will we get a video camera?
"I t-think Neji has one u-up in his b-bedroom. I can go g-get it?" Hinata replied quietly.
"Okay! I'll go with you though." I said with a smile.
"O-okay." As that was said, we walked up the stairs and to Neji's room. Hinata was debating whether or not she should go in, but I got impatient and threw open the door. We stepped inside and looked around. I looked into one of his dresser drawers and to my surprise it was filled with camera stuff!
"Hey Hina! I found it, but did Neji want to be a photographer or something?"
"He wanted to r-record his martial a-arts matches, but h-he never found the t-time." She replied. So that's it.
"Oh, well I'll grab the camera and let's head downstairs." I grabbed the small device and we practically ran downstairs.
"Finally! I thought you died!" Ino yelled dramatically. I sighed and sat down. I gave Ino the camera and she turned it on.
"Now, we will start recording, we will start with me!" She is so full of herself.
"Temari! Truth or Dare?!" Ino asked while pointing the camera towards poor Temari.
"I'll go with Truth, I guess."
"Okay...When your by Shikamaru, what goes threw your mind?" Ino smirked evilly after that. Temari flushed a bit, but regained her composer.
"I'm not going to lie but I think of a lot of things, but the most thing that pops in my mind is...Why is he so god damn sexy." She said confidently with a smirk. Tenten, Ino, and I all giggled while Hinata flushed red.
"Wow you dirty girl. But who's next?" Ino said in between giggles.
"Uhh, Hinata! Truth or Dare?"
"T-truth please."
"What would you want to do with Naruto if he was here right now?" Now I want to hear this. Hinata blushed a very bright red and looked as if she was going to faint any moment.
"W-well, I would d-date him and do t-things couples w-would do." She whispered.
"Give us more details!" I shouted.
"U-um, I don't r-really kn- Oh screw it, I would lock him in my closet!" Hinata exclaimed with dreamy eyes. We just all stared at her bug eyed. Who knew Hina had it in her!? She didn't even stutter! Ino looked like she was going to drop the camera any moment. Tenten was the first one to recover.
"Hina! You didn't even stutter! Your growing up girl!" She yelled while glomping Hinata. I giggled. Hinata realizing what she just did, flushed a deep red. She looked like a cherry!
"Okay! Moving on...Hinata! Who is your victim?"
"Umm...Sakura. Truth or Dare?" (A/N- Sorry it gets annoying writing the stutter, so she will only stutter around Naruto.)
"Truth!"
"Okay, how about we all just do a truth and then dares?" Ino said.
"Great idea!" Temari exclaimed.
"Sakura, your truth is...What is your honest opinion of your teammates?"
"Well... Naruto is a loud, obnoxious, idiot, but he's like a brother to me. Sai is well...I don't hate him...but I don't like him, Sai is Sai. Now Sasuke...well I realized that he will probably never like a girl like me, so I kinda just gave up on him, and hes a human ice cube. So..yep that's it!"
"Wow, how touching." Temari said sarcastically. We all giggled. I looked around and smiled.
"Hey Tennie, your next!" She sighed.
"Get it over with."
"Have you ever had any dirty thoughts about Neji?" I asked while wiggling my eyebrows. She turned a bright red and looked down.
"Yes." She murmured.
"What was that?"
"Yes." She said a little louder.
"Sorry, can you speak up?"
"Yes.." She said.
"Hmmm?" This time I think she turned red from anger.
"YES I HAVE!" She screamed. I started laughing uncontrollably and soon Ino and Temari joined in. Hinata just sat there wide eyed.
"Who would have thought, our sweet Tennie has a dirty mind." Hinata said. I laughed more and almost peed my pants. We all held in our laughed and were met with a red faced Tenten and a confused Hinata. I sighed and looked at Ino.
"And then there was one." I said evilly. The rest of the girls turned toward Ino and smiled wickedly. I took the camera out of her hands and pointed towards the nervous looking girl.
"So Ino...is it true, you hooked up with Choji last week at Kiba's party?" Tenten smirked evilly after she said that. Ino paled and gulped.
"U-uhh...Well not exactly. I..kinda...made out with him. But only to make Sai jealous but it failed, because he wasn't even paying attention to me." She said and then began to sulk. Poor girl. Choji probably almost ate her.
"Aww...that's sad." I said gloomily. Ino perked up and grabbed the camera from me.
"Now...it is time...for...DARES!" She shouted in my ear. Great...
~No one P.o.V~
"Okay if you refuse to do the dare, you will get your head shaved." Ino said evilly. Everyone just stared at each other.
"So who's going first?" Sakura asked. She looked around, no one said anything or did anything. She sighed and looked at Hinata.
"Hey Hina, how about you!" Sakura exclaimed. Hinata looked like a deer in the headlights at this point.
"I guess." She whispered. Sakura smirked. She had the perfect dare in mind.
"I dare you to...Go over to Naruto's, sneak in his bedroom window and steal a pair of boxers!" Hinata almost fainted then and there. She was going to embarrass herself in front of everyone. But she is a Hyuuga and they never turn down a challenge.
"Okay. Let's go." Hinata said determined. All the girls grinned, this is going to be good!
The girls were all outside and walking down main street towards Naruto's house. Ino was video tapping the whole thing. Hinata was in the lead. She didn't need directions. They all passed the ramen stand and then there was Naruto's house! Sakura opened the gate quietly and everyone entered Naruto's background.
"Now, Naruto's room is right there. We will climb the tree next to his window. Hina will go up first then we will all follow. Ino will video tape it. Temari will stay and watch the guys, to warn us if they get suspicious. " Sakura whispered. Everyone nodded and Hinata started climbing the tree. When she reached the height of Naruto's window, she slid it open and jumped in with no hassle at all. She looked around the small room. She spotted the white dresser pushed up on the wall. She walked over and pulled out the middle drawer and that was it. She looked at his boxers and couldn't help but blush. She grabbed a pair of orange ones with ramen bowls scattered around. Just as she was about to leave, she tripped over a empty ramen bowl. Her breath hitched. Outside she could see the girls eyes widen and scurry down the tree. Sakura motioned her to come on. Then she heard footsteps. She jumped up and pulled herself out of the window as they were opening the door. She jumped off the window sill into Tenten and Temari's arms. After that, all they heard was
"Was that Hinata? And Why is my underwear drawer open?" Before they bolted back down the street. They were all panting like crazy, as soon as they all caught their breath, they burst out laughing.
"Hey pig! Did you get all that on tape!?" Sakura said while laughing.
"Hell yeah I did!" Ino replied.
"Well I got the boxers and I think they saw me, when I jumped." Hinata said.
"Well who cares! Lets get on with the next dare!" Tenten groaned.
"Forehead can go next! I got the perfect dare for our lovely cherry blossom." Smirked Ino.
"Well? Get on with it!" Temari sighed irritably.
"Sakura...I dare you to...run around town...nude." Ino's smirk grew even wider. Sakura froze.
"N-nude? Your going to videotape me running around nude? What if someone sees me!" Sakura said freaking out.
"Forehead, we could always shave your head and make your forehead bigger." Sakura sighed.
"Let's get this over with." She replied as she took off her shirt. Next was her pants, flip flops, bra, and lastly underwear. She handed it all to Tenten and sighed.
"Here we go." And she was off. As she ran she tried to cover herself as much as she could. The air felt so cold hitting against her bare skin. She just wanted to get back to Hinata's. She turned a corner and noticed a car coming. She inwardly smacked herself. Great now someone was going to see her. The car pulled up and stopped. Ino, Tenten, Hinata, and Temari were all behind a tree in front of a house, video tapping everything going on. Ino grinned and thought 'this is pure gold!'. Sakura wondered why the car was stopping then she saw it was a red light. 'Greatttt'. When the car came to a immediate stop. She gasped. Some of the high school football team was in there. 'SHIT'! She screamed at herself.
"Lookie what we have here boys." A pale guy with blonde hair similar to Ino's said.
"She looks a bit chilly, does she want to join us in here?" Said another guy with blue hair. Sakura was getting pissed and embarrassed. Then she noticed who was in the backseat. Their eyes met and he rolled down the window.
"Sakura? What the fuck are you doing out this late, nude?" Asked the guy with black hair and black eyes, known as Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke's older brother. She just kept quiet. Her face was flushed red. Itachi smirked.
"Hey Sasori! Hand me your phone! I want to send my little bro a present!" Sakura's eyes widened and she tried to say something, but nothing came out.
Click, and that was it. Her life ended now. She will be forever humiliated. Itachi laughed. He sent his little brother the picture.
"Hey Deidara! Let's get going. Kisame and Sasori want to get to Konan's sooner rather than later!" Itachi yelled at the girly man.
"Bye beautiful!" The redhead yelled from the back with a wink. Before they pulled away Sakura gave them the finger and ran. 'Fuckers' she thought. The rest of the girls came out of behind the tree and were laughing their asses off. Even Hinata!
"I'm going to be famous!" Ino yelled as she held the camera, pointing at Sakura. She just flushed and asked for her clothes back.
~~~~~~~With the boys~~~~~~~
*Ring Ring Ring.* Went off in the middle of the living room. Everybody looked at each other. Kiba looked at the caller id and saw it was Sasori.
"Hey Sasuke! Your phones going off!"
"Hn. Who is it?"
"Sasori."
"Throw it here." Kiba did just that. When it landed in Sasuke's hand he opened the message and his eyes widened.
Here little brother. Present for you! ;).
"Oh my god." he said. There was a picture of Sakura nude on his phone. How did Itachi get a picture of Sakura...nude. All these questions were going threw his head, and he didn't notice Naruto and Kiba come up behind him and see what was making him speechless.
"HOLY SHIT. YOU GOT A NUDE PIC OF SAKURA!?" Kiba yelled. That got everyone's attention.
"What the fuck?" asked Shikamaru.
"Itachi just sent me this. How the hell did he get a nude picture of Sakura?" Sasuke mumbled and texted his brother back.
How the hell did you get a picture of Sakura...nude?
He waited for about 4 minutes before his phone rang again.
She was running around like that and we stopped at a red light. Lemme tell ya...shes gotta nice rack. Her friends were with her too. Hiding. I think they were video taping it. Who knows? Sasuke was pissed at that moment. His brother got to see Sakura naked, before he could.
"Fuck my life." He muttered. Before he could do anything, Kiba came up behind him.
"Hey dude! Could you send me that picture!?"
A/N- More dares to come next chapter! I actually had to do the same dare Sakura did. I was terrified. Except I didn't get caught. Sorry for any errors! No flames please! :)