An idea that was meant to be written and now is.

NOTE: In my world, Funtime Freddy's name is "Teddy" and Funtime Foxy's name is "Vixen". Yes, he is male so please don't complain to me about his gender. Enjoy!


"Simply repulsive! Who has done this!? ANSWER ME ONE OF YOU!", exclaimed Teddy furiously. The bear held up his Bonnie puppet, which was unfortunately torn to pieces and appeared to covered in slime, and growled.

"Was it you, Vixen?"

Teddy had forced the other three members of the crew to sit on the couch and would not let them leave until he found out who destroyed his precious Bonnie puppet.

The feminine fox crossed his arms, "No, Teddy! I did not touch your precious puppet!" Teddy narrowed his blue eyes. "Oh really? Then why are you blushing?" Vixen rubbed his forehead to soothe his headache. Arguing with Teddy was like talking to a brick wall.

"I wear MAKE-UP! You know this!"

The bear huffed.

"...You're still not leaving until I specifically say you can."

"Pfft, whatever."

Teddy glanced over to Ballora, who sat there with a bored expression on her face. "Was it you, Ballora?"

The ballerina shook her head tiredly, "No, Teddy. What purpose would that puppet serve to me? I dance for the kids, not tell them jokes." The bear placed a paw over his chest, offense hitting him. "I'll have you know that the kids LOVE my jokes and love Bonnie! How dare you insult me like that!"

"I dd not insult you, darling. I just told you that you tell jokes and I dance. Simple as that."

"DID YOU DO THIS TO MY BON BON!?"

Ballora sighed.

"No. May I go now?"

"No."

Finally, Teddy turned his head to Baby, who appeared to be rather nervous. The lip biting, the movement of her eyes, the occasional whimper. The bear coughed to get her attention.

The red-head slowly faced her co-worker. "Y-yes?"

Stuttering.

All evidence points to her.

"Baby...did you do this to my Bonnie?" he asked calmly.

She rocked back and forth, sweat rolling down the side of her face. The girl refused to answer.

Teddy tapped his foot impatiently, "Well? I'm waiting."

She still didn't answer.

"Tell me. Now.", demanded the bear.

Baby let in a large gulp of air and stood up, pointing a finger at Vixen. "IT WAS HIM! IT WAS VIXEN! HE DID IT, TEDDY! NOT ME!"

At that moment, Teddy glared at said fox, both eyes pitch black with only white dots. "YOU DID IT?! HOW DARE YOU LIE TO YOUR SUPERIOR LIKE THAT!"

Vixen's eyes widened. "Me? N-no! She's lying to you! I would never do such a thing!" Teddy stomped over to the fox, who took each step away from the angry bear.

"Teddy, please! You g-gotta believe me! I didn't do it!"

Teddy bared his teeth, "Oh really? Wait a minute...is that a piece of his ear?! YOU DISGUSTING ANIMAL!"

Vixen chucked nervously, "I know you're mad and all, but-"

Teddy grabbed him by the bowtie and hoisted him up, face to face.

"I'll kiss you?" finished the fox, now truly blushing.


You guys thought it was Baby, didn't you? Nope. Turns out that she REALLY needed to use the bathroom and was trying to hold it in during the whole thing. Welp, hope you guys enjoyed and don't forget to leave a review! ^.^