Author's Note: SQEEE!!! Alright, this is the first chapter to "All My Death Note", originally thought of by kitoriwitch613 on deviantart. ((Link on my profile)) This person is amazing! Anyways, "All My Death Note" was written during one of their writer's blocks. It consists of lines that the characters say to each other ((and some to themselves…namely Matsuda's 'cause no one cares 'bout him…)). Some are so hilarious, I just NEEDED to write a fanfic based off of the lines.
So, without any further ado, I bring you the first chapter ((really this logically has to be pretty far into the series, though)) of "All My Death Note!"
Warnings: YAOI, crack, Near the dirty whore, Misa the pregnant whore, and Matsuda the idiot that no one cares about!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. If I did, there would be a LOT more fanservice! And I also don't own the "All My Death Note" idea. No, kitoriwitch613 does. However, I did get permission from them to do this. So no one can kill me now!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!! … Anyways, even though I don't own the idea or the lines at the beginning of each chapter, I have added in my own funny plotlines and whatnot. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH DURING THIS STORY!! IT'S NOT SERIOUS LIKE MY OTHER ONES!!!
PS: I've never watched a soap opera in my life. Wish me luck!
Chapter 1: I have a confession
Previously on "All My Death Note"…
You'll see…
Light was lying in bed, tired. He didn't get too much sleep last night, for L wasn't in bed with him like normal. No, he was out working on one of his stupid detective cases, late at night. This had happened before, and Light understood that L still needed to bring home the money for the family, ever since he got fired from his job. He doesn't like talking about it, but everyone knows he murdered his boss. L did all that was in his power to prove Light innocent. It was actually quite easy, seeing as Light was smart enough not to leave behind ANY clues. To most, it would seem that the man died of a heart attack.
But let's get back to this episode. Recap once more: Light's waiting in bed for his lover, L, to return from working late. After all, L being an insomniac—though making some nights the best in the world—was also hard to live with when he had cases to work on.
The sun was shining through the windows and Light had kicked off his sheets during the night. He was getting nightmares again, of some red-eyed killer taking over his body and a strange gothic creature working as his reluctant crony. Usually L was there to help him through the night. But last night…he just wouldn't come home. Sometimes Light worried that he was cheating on him. But that would be impossible for neither was attracted to anyone but each other. Sometimes they joked that they weren't gay, but L-sexual and Light-sexual. It could happen!
Finally, a slam of the front door was heard, but none of the quiet, delicate steps of L. Light jolted up, excited to see his much-missed lover. L crept into the bedroom, thinking he could sneak into the bed and feign snuggling Light for most of the night, instead of the few minutes or hours it took for younger of the two to wake up. He was surprised to see Light sitting up in the bed, face battling between smiling gaily and scowling at the detective's late arrival.
"Light!" L cried, then ran over to him and grabbed him in a large hug. Light hugged back warmly before falling back onto the bed and pulling L down with him. Would he tell him where he was last night? No, not yet. He knew how Light would react. Perhaps he would never tell him…
((AN: MUA HAHA!! That's right, I'm skipping the lemon 'cause I feel like it!!))
They were sitting at their usual table at the coffee shop they went to ever Friday morning. It was a place to relax and chill out before the last working day of the week started. That night would be anything but relaxing however…
As Light was taking another sip of his usual black coffee, a young blond woman walked in, wearing her usual gothic Lolita outfit. Light hadn't seen Misa in months, for she dumped him as soon as she found out about his affair with L. Still with his mug to his mouth, Light thought, 'Wow, she really let herself go after she left me…' That's when he noticed it was only her stomach that was bulging slightly. He slammed his coffee mug to the wooden table, sloshing it slightly, and spit out the remaining drink from his mouth.
"Light-kun, is something wrong? Was the coffee too hot?" L asked concerned.
Light turned to him, shaking his head 'no' before nodding to where Misa was looking nervously around the coffee shop. She spotted to couple and made her way to their table. What was going on?!
She sat silently at their table, looking back and forth between her ex and his lover. A blush was starting to form on her face. Not understanding her abrupt entrance or her abnormal silence, Light turned to face L, but noticed a slight blush across his face too.
"L, what's going on?" Light asked tentatively. The oldest of the three just looked down slightly, and then peeked at Light through the fringe of his messy hair.
"I have a confession, Light-kun," he started. He stayed staring at Light through his hair and continued, "I wasn't where you thought I was last night."
Light gawked at his boyfriend, lover, and soul-mate. Then, suddenly, he jumped up from his seat and yelled, "YOU BASTARD!!" The whole coffee shop heard that, and the slap that followed.
As if shocked out of her silent daze, Misa reached up and grabbed Light's arm, saying her much-rehearsed line, "Light, I'm pregnant. And L is the father!" Not the best time, Misa!
Light looked down at her, his anger causing tears to spring from his eyes. Yet now, the tears were also for sadness. He had never cried in public before, but now he was. "You bitch!!" he shouted and slapped Misa's face as well before running out of shop like a five-year-old.
L turned to Misa with pure hatred in his eyes, yet his face devoid of any emotion. "Misa, I will not be coming over any more." With that, he pulled her by the collar of her dress and kissed her heatedly on the lips. He then stood, took out his wallet, silently placed his money on the table and walked out in his normal slouch, this time slouching more than usual.
Shorter than normal, I know. But this show is only 15 min long 'cause of lack of good plot! Lol. Anyways, don't expect longer chapters, sorry. And from now on, the "Previously on 'All My Death Note'" portion of the chapter will have the italic lines from the previous chapter. So, it won't make any sense w/ the content of the new chapter, but who cares. Also, the lines I used were L's, Light's, and Misa's, but they were not supposed to be in the same episode/scene. Anyways, GO CHECK OUT ALL THE LINES AT THE LINK IN MY PROFILE!! ((it's there, don't worry))