I think this is a ticking time bomb. Fang and spongebob? MORTAL OPPOSITES! AND OPPOSITES DON'T ATTRACT! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN VOLDEMORT AND HARRY POTTER HAVIN' A SPOT O' TEA?

Disclaimer: I don't own spongebob and friends

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride

Disclaimer: Sorry if anybody else did this. I didn't know I just came up with this off of the top of my head honestly

Claimer: I do own 1 bottle of yellow nail polish :)

ENJOY

Angel, just stop thinking at me! I thought at her getting frusterated. I just want to sleep. I have to have a good night's sleep if I am to save the world. SARCASM

But, Max! I can't sleep Nudge won't stop thinking about Taylor Lautner, Justin Bieber, and- I cut Angel off before she said more

IF YOU EVEN SAY GINGER FIRE NAIL POLISH ONE MORE TIME I'LL TAKE AWAY CELESTE EVEN THOUGH I LOVE YOU AND I'D PROBABLY GIVE IT BACK AFTER 20 MINUTES! and just stop listening to her thoughts. GO TO BED. I thought at her

I heard her giggle in the room across the hall or Dr Martienez's house

"Oh shut up!" I yelled

I laid on my back for 5 minutes with my eyes wide braced for if she might start talking again. When she remained silent I rolled over and succumbed to the bliss of sleep.

2 hours later in DreamLand

Why am I underwater in this dream? Why is there a giant orange pinapple? (AN: Yeah why hasn't anyone told Spongebob that his house is overripe?) Why is there a giant stone head? What's up with the big rock? Why are there flower outlines in the sky? 0.0

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I know where I am...

As if on cue the iron door slammed open and the one the only Spongebob Squarepants jumps out in a fighting stance.

"Who's ready for some KAAAAAAAA-RRRRAAAAAATAAAAAAAYYY?" His annoying voice shouted echoing off of a passing jelly fish.

"zzzzt?" The jelly fish uhh zzzzzted (AN?) confused

"bbbbbbbbbbeeiizzz!" it zzzzzted angrily swiming towards Spongebob

ZAP!

Spongebob screamed.

A band-aid magically appeared on his forehead where he was zapped.

I walked over to spongebob

"Um, Spongebob. Why are you in my freaking dream?" I asked

"Oh. Hi, friend! Dream?" Spongebob said lots of stuff spontaneously

He checked his watch.

His watch has a two big hands. One with Gary on it. One with him on it. The watch was divided into spaces

Labeled Pinapple, Jellyfish Fields, Glove World, Krusty Krab, Boating school, lost, Grocery Store, other, Dream

The Gary hand was in the Pinapple part and the Spongebob hand rested in the Dream part.

(AN: Yes I did use the same design as the clock at the Weasley's house in the second harry potter movie. I don't own that! I ain't taking credit for that awesome idea!)

"HOLY FISHPASTE!" Spongebob screamed, his mouth growing about 20 times bigger than he is. The wind of his breath blew my hair around.

"Come on! I've never been in a dream before. You need to met Gare- Bear. " Spongebob invited me into his pinapple

After I decided that I probably shouldn't run away screaming STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! I walked as politely as I could into his house.

He sat me down on a chair that was made of life rafts but it still sank. Somehow...

"I'll go retrieve us refreshing beverages!" He assured me running into the kitchen

"Care for Tea? Coffee? Water? Hot chocolate? Snail milk? Krusty Shake? Chocolate Milk? Liquified Krabby Patties? Soda Pop? How bout food?" He piled all of the animated food on my legs. Imobilizing me on the couch. I couldn't see anything over the cans, cups, and plates of food. I heard a faint but steady "Mreow?" Gary has entered the room.

Spongebob gasped "No, Gary! She is not a superhero! Don't take your so seriously, Gary!" He said

I made a face.

oh mygod! When am I gonna wake up?

'FIRST YOU TAKE YOU LEG, AND YOU STICK IT IN THE AIR'

'THEN YOU TAKE THE OTHER ONE AND YOU JAM IT RIGHT UP THEIR' oH mY gOd

'YOU DO THE SPONGE, SPONGE. BET YOUR BUTT YOUR DOING THE SPONGE'

... I wish I couldn't breathe underwater...

I don't know about you, but just writing this enlightened my mood.

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