Berry & Kitty on Hogwarts

~Grimmjow and Ichigo are going to Hogwarts to protect a certain Harry Potter in his fifth year~

Ichigo is the Zero Espada and Ichigo went over to the "dark side"

This is Yaoi. If ya don't like hardcore stuff, there is a red X button in the upper corner~ .net/full/ 22 / 42

This is Ichigo and Grimmjow. Ichigo has no shirt under the jacket, and he has white Hakamas, like Aizen has in Hueco Mundo.

Ichigos Hollow hole is on his neck.

"Thinking"

"Talking"

"SCREAMING"

"Letters and stuff"

Disclamier: I don't own Bleach or Harry Potter. Sadly.

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~Grimmjow Jeagerjaques POV~

We were standing at King Cross station

Ichigo grinned, and said happily;

"Do you even know how to get there?"

"Yes I do, now shut up and walk through the damn wall"

Ichigo took my hand and dragged me through the wall, when we were through

People stared, can't blame them though, we had our Espada uniforms and our Hollow holes could be seen clearly.

"Come on Grimmy"

He dragged me into the train and threw me into a compartment, and sat down on my lap.

"Don't call me that berry" I started to nibble on his ear.

"G-grimmy. We're in public"

"That's not my name, and that hasn't stopped us before"

"W-well, normal pe-people can't see -Ahh- us"

I bit down on his tattoo,

"Gahh, haah"

I licked a trail to his hollow hole and started to suck on the edge. A moan. Delicious.

Then someone just Had to ruin it.

"Can we sit here?"

Ichigo pushed me away before they saw us doing... Erhhm, inappropriate things... But still sat in my lap

"Sure" Then he laid his head on my shoulder and dozed of.

"Sometimes, it's hard to remember that he is the Zero Espada..."

He elbowed me in the stomach

"HOW THE HELL DOES HE DO THAT?"

I buried my nose in his hair.

"Berry, I'm bored"

"So what?"

"I'm still bored"

"Does it look like I care?"

"No"

"Good, cause I don't"

A girl with bushy hair sat across us

"I haven't seen you two here before, and I doubt that you're first years"

Ichigo looked at her with bored eyes

"You're right, we're supposed to protect the school this year"

A boy with black hair and glasses spoke up.

"You? Guards? You can't win against Voldemort if hell so froze to ice"

Ichigo laughed at that and it seemed to make the black haired boy angry.

"Shut up! You don't have any IDEA OF HOW IT IS TO GET YOUR FAMILY KILLED RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU!"

"I kinda have an idea since I saw my mother die infront of me when I was nine, and I've seen hundreds of bodys, bruised and bloody, have you?" Ichigo looked at him with a little sad smile that made me wanna cut the head of the upnosy kid.

The black haired boy became quiet.

"I thought so" He nuzzled in my neck and dozed of again.

"Nee, Strawberry-Chan I'm hungry" He smashed my head into the wall. Hard. A dent after my head was formed, the Trio stared.

"My name is Ichigo, not Strawberry-Chan, Ichi-chan or anything else"

"But Strawberr-" He pushed my head further into the wall and dust fell down on the seat.

"You were gonna say?"

"Nothing" He removed his hand from my head.

"Good"

I brushed away the dust from my hair and sighed.

He looked on the trio and then he stretched a hand towards them

"My name is Ichigo Jeagerjaques" (A/N ICHIGO AND GRIMMY ARE MARRIED 3)

I just looked on them and said;

"Grimmjow Jeagerjaques"

The boy with black hair stretched out his hand

"Harry Potter, I'm sorry that I screamed on you" He shook Ichigo's hand

"Hermione Granger, Pleased to meet you" She shook his hand

"Ron Weasley" He shook his hand

"So, now that everybody knows everybody and stuff. Were is the food. I'm hungry"

Right then a old lady opened the door and said;

"Do you want anything from the carridge sweetys?"

I pushed Ichigo from my lap and rose up

"Yeah, Uhh... I want thoose, thoose and thoose, and that. Oh, and that to"

"That is 12 sickels and 8 knuts darling"

I looked in my pockets and ignored the tick on my forehead that appered at the 'Darling'

"Ichiiiigggooooo, give me money"

He stood up and gave her the money

"Have a good night" She closed the door and went away.

I sat down and Ichigo took his seat in my lap

"Gimme thoose Grimmy" I gave him some weird box with beans in it.

He opened it and took a bean, he looked on it and put it in his mouth.

"It. Tastes. Liver." He opened the window and spat it out.

I started to laugh, so he took a gray/brown bean and shooved it in my mouth.

I chewed it a bit and spat it out to.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? IT TASTED LIKE NNOITRA SMELLS!"

Ichigo laughed at that and I shooved a red bean down his throat.

"Strawberry. Do you wanna die Grimmjow?"

He shooved a blue bean down my throat as payback

"CAT HAIR?..." I spat it out "Do You wanna die?

"Pfft, as if You could kill me?"

Harry, Hermione and Ron kept watching us with intrest.
And we kept shooving beans down each others throat -A lot went out of the window-, until the box were empty.

"Too bad we ran out of them. Wanna eat theese now?" Ichigo pointed at the Pumpkin Pasty

"Sure" I took one and ate it, it tasted okay.

"Clear, it tastes okay" He took one and ate it,

"Pumpkin?"

"Yeah"

"The wizards sure eats strange things"

"How can you eat when you have a hole in you're neck Ichigo? Let alone live?" Hermione looked curious

"Well, It's like a invisible pipe in the hole, and the pipe is conected to my stomach, but the food is also invisible when it goes through this pipe... This pipe dosen't exist, but it's easier to explain that way. And I'm born this way so I have no problems with breathing or things like that"

"Wow, is it the same way for Grimmjow?"

"Yeah"

And we kept blabbering for a while. Then a voice boomed through the train,

"We're at Hogwarts now. Let the bags stay, they transports to the castle later"

"Let's go Ichigo"

"Naah, I don't wanna go. Let's make this quick. He wanted to talk to us anyway"

Ichigo took my hand and Sonioed to Dumbledore's office.

"Hello, I take it you're Ichigo Kurosaki and Grimmjow Jeagerjaques?"

"Yes, we are, but Kurosaki is my old name, I'm a Jeagerjaques now"

"Of course, anyways I would like to present you to the students at the dinner that is in 13 minutes"

"Sure"

"I would also like if you could keep an eye on Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley, don't let the students see you before I present you"

"Okay"

"You have your room on the fifth floor, It's a painting with a meadow and a guy with white clothes sitting on a stone.

I thought it would be nice to be undisturbed by questions, you choose password there"

"Okay, thank you alot" We walked out of his office and Ichigo grabbed my hand and Sonioed us to the great hall, on the rafters.

"Ichigo? How did you know were Dumbledores office were?"

"Easy, he had the largest reiatsu here"

"And how did you know were this room were?"

"Also easy. Harry is supposed to be there, I just went where his reiatsu were"

"Pfft, what ever"

"You're just jealous that you didn't figure that out" He looked away, but I knew he was smirking.

"Fuck you Ichigo"

"I love you too Grimm"

"I know you do"

I kissed him lightly and a make out session started

~Ichigo Jeagerjaques POV~

"-lcome the new gaurds, Ichigo Jeagerjaques and Grimmjow Jeagerjaques!" Cheers, lot's of them.

I broke the kiss

"G-grimmjow, he has introduced us, we gotta go down"

"Okay okay"

"Don't let them get even an idea of our real power"

"Okay" He grinned like a idiot

I grabbed Zangetsu out of no where (A/N He just teleported Zangetsu or something. Don't ask how)

Grimmjow and I sonidoed and appered infront of the teachers table.

"Zangetsu" I whispered quiet.

Snoflakes were falling and surrownding us, It looked freaking awesome with our white uniforms and special hair,

"Pantera" Grimmjow muttered

Panther spirits -or "Patronuses" as the Wizards called them- that glowed dark blue appered and danced around us.

I stepped forward and sheated Zangetsu.

"I'm Ichigo Jeagerjaques, I'm supposed to guard this place, don't act violent I might take you as a threat, pleased to meet you" I stepped back

Grimmjow had his hands behind his head and walked forward

"I'm Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. I'm very... Protective over things I like, so keep you're hands of Ichigo if you value you're life"

He smiled maniaclly and stepped back

One student shouted;

"Why? Are you his brother or something?"

Grimmjow smirked

"No, he's my wife" That shut him up

"Well, go on with what ever you were doing. Godnight" I smiled and hit Grimmjow on the head hard.

Hard enough to make him hit head first in the floor and make a crack in it.

The students and the teachers were staring, Dumbledore smiled and his eyes twinkeled.

"ICHIGO YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD!" He was struggling to get his head out of the crack

"Hrm, hrm"

I looked to the side to see a toad in pink. Ewww.

"Yes?" I smiled as fakely as possible at the same time I made a ugly face inside my brain towards her

"You're guards, you're supposed to protect the school, not fight with each others"

She talked in a sickly sweet way that made me wanna cleave her head off.

"Sorry Professor, but my wife can be very idiotic sometimes, I will tell him to better" I smiled again and gagged in my mind.

"Don't let it happend again"

"Of course not Professor"

"ICHIGO! WHO ARE YOU CALLING WIFE HUH? YOU'RE THE UK-" I pushed his head down with my foot

"Finish that sentence and I will make Gin, Ulquiorra and Nnoitra and many more, torture you in 292 days, 3 hours and 9 minutes when we get back to Las Noches"

I smiled with my head tilted

"BU-"

"Let's go. Now" My smile grew bigger

"Yeah yeah" I grabbed him and sonidoed to the 5th floor and walked to the painting Dubledore described

"That did fuckin' hurt you know" He looked at me with narrowed eyes

"Yeah I know, it was supposed to do"

"Thanks for making me feel a whole lot better"

"I'll make up for it Grimmy"

He smirked and said;

"Sure"

"Soo, what is the password gonna be Grimm?"

"StrawUke-Chan?"

"No. Still want me to make up for it? If you want it shut up"

"Hueco Mundo, is the password"

A painting with a guy that looked scary alike Ishida opened and said;

"Hm" (A/N Is that even a word?)

I walked in through the painting and looked around.

It was a pretty big room. Marine blue walls and a fireplace at the wall oposite the door.

There was cozy darkbrown sofas around the fireplace and there was also a big cream colored rug that were infront of the fireplace.

There was a nice kitchen placed 5 meters from the fireplace, with an bench island and mahogny benches.

Beside the Kitchen were a door I presumed were in to the bathroom.

There was a nice little table for two in the middle of the room, and a bar at the west side of the room. Beside the bar there was a

mahogny door, I opened the door and saw a huge king sized bed with dark green covers, the walls were dark red with golden flowers on them, there were also a wardrobe filled with our daily Espada clothing

"Go take a shower"

"No, I wan-"

"Take. A. Shower. Grimmjow" I smiled sweetly, because I know I'm scary as hell when I do this.

He almost ran to the bathroom and I heard the shower start.

~Grimmjow Jeagerjaques POV~

[LEMON WARNING PEOPLE :D]

When I came out of the shower I pulled on a white bathrobe and went into the bedroom where some strange noises came from.

My mouth dropped when I opened the door and saw Ichigo on the bed.

On his stomach with his chin pressed against the sheets, and as cream on the cake.

Naked and fingering him self.

I moaned a the sight, Ichigo heard that of course and moaned

"G-Grimmjow-w... Ahh, haa... T-taaake m-me... Ngghh, Mnn"

And hey, who was I to say no?

I ripped of the bathrobe and threw it on the floor, I went to my bag that in some way came up here and grabbed a lube bottle.

I smeared some over my very erected cock.

I went over to Ichigo and licked at his earlobe

"You're a dirty boy Ichigo, and dirty boys must be punished"

I removed his fingers and put my dick there and slammed in.

"NGHAAAAAAAH!"

"Haah, aah. You're as tight as e-ever Ichigo"

"S-shut up, nghh. Harder"

"With pleasure, ahh"

I slammed in and Ichigo screamed

"H-hit it again!"

"Here?" I smirked and slammed as hard as I could on his prostate

"AAHH! Y-yeah"

I shoved in and grabbed his cock and stroked it in time with my thursts

"F-faster! Ahh, H-harder!"

I slammed in so hard that the bed moved with my thursts

"W-want more Berry?"

"Ye-yes... Gri-grimmy, I'm... Aahhh, ngggh... Ahh... AHHH!"

Ichigo came screaming and that was of course the triggering to my release.

I didn't bother to slip out of him, so I just lay there panting with him,

"If this is what happends when you hit me, don't mind hitting me again"

A vein popped up in his head and I hugged him tighter.

"I love you Ichigo"

"I love you to Grimmjow"

With that, we fell asleep

~Ichigo Jeagerjaques POV~

I woke up with Grimmjow inside of me, not a totally bad feeling.

But it became horrible when it was dryed cum on your ass, on your stomach. And if became worse when your hair were greasy and damp of sweat.

I gripped his cock lightly and took it out of me. "Gnnh"

I made a grimarse and walked into the bathroom

I saw this huge tub and jumped in, happy to get away the dryed cum

And it was pretty awesome with colored bubbles.

When I was done, Grimmjow were sitting on the edge of the bed

"Morning Grimmy, take a shower"

"Morning Berry, sure, are you making breakfast to me?"

He made that super cute 'Homeless-Kitty-Take-Me-Home-And-Feed-Me' look

"If you hurry, maybe"

He grinned and walked to the bathroom

I walked to the kitchen and started making pancakes

If you wonder why we eat here instead of the great hall, it's because Grimmjow liked to sexuall harass me when ever we ate.

I would rather not have the students see that if you know what I mean.

6 minutes later Grimmjow came out of the shower smelling roses.

If I said that to him though, I would be pretty much dead. Not.

I put plates on the table and scooped up pancakes on the plates.

I took two forks and stabbed the forks into the pancakes.

Grimmjow sat down in a pink bathrobe and ate like a 3 years old

"Grimmjow, make it less messier, cause, I'm not cleaning away that"

"Aww, but Ichi Nii-san. You're supposed to" Thoose damned puppy eyes...

"Maybe, do you have anything to offer to make me do it?" I smirked mentally knowing what he would offer

"A kiss?"

"Sure. Wait wha-"

"Thank you Ichigo" He smiled and sonioded to the big hall.

"Fucking asshole..." I smirked and thought of a plan to use tonight.

(A/N Okay, so this is the end of the first part :3 I'm pretty slow to update, but I will Try to make the other chapter within a week :D Seyaaa then)