Lobster Can Kill! YO THIS IS MASSACHUSETTES!

by Project Jelp

Hey Kids! Its your favorite state with that stuck up accent that whenever you hear you just want to throw a baby off a roof. I Paaaked My Caaa in Haaavad Yaaad! Haha! We also have America's oldest fishing port! Write to me if you still want seafood!

1. Massachusetts! Opening letter!

Dear People from Places,

Sup! Massachusettes here! I saw that since everyone else is writing letter than maybe i'll try it to... WAIT A SEC! Do you guys even care? HELL, DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER ME? Im the one who literally striped England of his balls! Remember? Boston tea party? Ya, that was me. Anyways, Write to me or I'll make you eat Lobster. Ha, that doesnt sound like a good threat doese it? Well, I'll have you know that if you eat nothing but lobster for about 10 years you could die of mercury poisoning. Yes, it may take 10 years but the result will be worth it. NOW START WRITING!