Ok, I was searching through my files of old reports (since it's the end of the school year for me ^_^) and I found this. I think I was drunk when I wrote it... Well any ways I haven't posted any thing in a while, so I decided to post this (in other words im trying to find reasons not to do my homework..) I also found a Christmas story but it's the wrong time of year and its not finished (not like this one is) so Enjoy! *mumble* or at least try..

Disclaimer: I don't own nothing (see, I don't even own good English)

~..~ Is the poem parts

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~ Twas the night before the mission and all through the house

The assassins were stirring as softly as a mouse~

Weib: *stir softly*

Schwarz: o_O

~The weapons were assorted with great love and care

In hopes that Manx would soon be there~

Yoji: Why would Manx come in the middle of the night?

Farfie: Heh heh, visitors in the middle of the night hurt god.

~Omi was nestled all snug in his bed

While visions of women danced in yoji's head~

Schu: How... touching

~And Aya with his kantana and Ken with his ball

Everybody was ready, to see Schwarz fall~

Yoji: He he.

Ken: A soccer ball, she meant a soccer ball you baka!

Crawford: Wait to see SCHWARZ fall?!?!!?

~Then down in the shop, there was a small clatter

So they all jumped out of bed, to see what could be the matter~

Weib: *jump*

Farfie: Clatters hurt god

~Down stares Aya flew like a flash

While Ken peered out the window and Omi sat up in a dash~

Aya: *falls down stares*

Ken: *runs into window*

Omi: *attempts to sit up but hits his head on the bed frame instead*

Nagi: Heh.

~Yoji stumbled out into the new fallen snow

Ken threw some pants, to the older man below~

Yoji: Wait, how did I get outside, and why don't I have any pants on?!? *pants hit him in the face* Oh. thanks Ken.

~But much to there dismay, no one was there

So they all went back to sleep, without much care~

Aya: Wait, why would it be to our dismay?

Yoji, Ken, and Omi: *shrug* *go back to sleep*

~But as Omi fell slowly asleep

He thought he heard a tiny peep~

Tiny peep: peep Omi: o_O

~Now he wondered what this peep could be

It couldn't be much more important than he~

Omi: ;.; that's not very nice.

~So he decided to go investigate this sound

He would have to make a trip around~

Nagi: *yawn* Why must we be here?

~With three darts in one hand

He could sneak around the corners, is what he planned.~

Crawford: Was that really your plan?

Schu: That was a pretty crappy plan.

Farfie: Crappy plans hurt-

Crawford: Don't say it!

~But what he saw, was not a great surprise

It was just a few simple flies~

Omi: _ ( (has a fly in his eye)

Crawford: And she was doing so well up until this point, what a shame..

~He watched these flies for quite some time

And im having a hard time with this rhyme~ - Where I lost it

All:.

Author: ...sorry....

Crawford: Cant think of anything else?

Author:.................. No

Schuldig: Wow your head is completely empty.

Author: You shut up! You guys can finish this story, im gonna go do homework *leaves*

All: -_-

Farfie: Then all of a sudden he cared, because he saw a bear

Ken: A bear in a apartment? What are you seeing impaired?!?!

Farfie: Um, yes you geek

Ken: At least I'm not a freak

Nagi: Your just wasting time.

Omi: Um.. I like to eat limes

Schuldig: You like to eat limes?

Yoji: Your not very good at rhymes.

Aya: Your all losers

Yoji: Well.. At least were not.. Hoosers!

Nagi: What the hell is a hooser?

Yoji: It's a cross between a hoser and a boozer

Nagi: Um. ok.

Aya: I think were done..................

All: *glare at Crawford*

Crawford: *sigh* we all had so much fun *cough* not *cough*

All:..........................

Farfie: Bad rhymes hurt god!

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O_o Wow, not much of a conclusion... Well.. Please review?