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This is my first fic please R&R for advice and tips!!
Alright ignoring disclaimer above on with the story-
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High School Hole
Alice walked down the halls of Baraboo High School desperately wishing something anything would happen in her freshmen year to make her first year of high school less boring then described. Walking up to the line in front of the principals office handing out schedules for the year she didn't notice that she was already horribly late. That is until she looked at the clock.
"Ummm could you please hurry up?" she asked a guy with shaggy red hair in front of her.
He sighed and turned to her, making his all black outfit that much more noticeable. And the love tattoo on his forehead. "Tell that to the baka in front of me" he said pointing to a blond with blue eyes standing in front of the secretary's desk.
"But Shizune-san!! Cant you just move one class so im in the same class as sakura-chan?"he asked 'shizune'. "No naruto! Tusnade-sama will be starting her speech soon so take gaara and get to the auditorium!" she screamed back.
Alice froze for a second 'wth? Gaara and Naruto?' she thought putting on her stranger face(a/n which happens to be a crazy/happy face I made up in the 6th grade) "My names Alice. What's yours?" Alice asked extending a hand to the red head wanting to confirm her suspisions.
He blinked before shaking her hand. "Sabaku no Gaara" he said before grabbing his schedule and leaving with the blonde. She was walking to the auditorium when a student with glasses and short brown hair tried to sneak up behind her.
"hello josh. Whats up?" she asked not looking up from her schedule.
"Apparently a lot did you check out our schedules?" he asked as they entered the auditorium.
"I know I can't believe it either!" Alice said handing Josh the piece of paper with their schedules on it. Hers read as follows.
Homeroom: Hatake Kakashi-
First period: Umino Iruka-Social Studies
Second period: Sarutobi Asuma- Lit
Third period: Hidan- math
Fourth period: Electives- Might Guy-Theactrical Arts
Lunch
Fifth period: Biology-Orochimaru
Sixth period: Paper Art: Konan
Seventh period: Morino Ibiki- Phy. Ed
Eighth period: Marine Biology- Hoshigaku Kisame
"do you think this is for real or a prank?" Alice asked adjusting her T-shirt which read "Save the earth" it had a panda sitting on a globe underneath the print. Her jeans had a hole in the right knee showing of a purple bruise. Her dark brown hair was held by the biggest clip immagnable it's black color matching her lawyer like glasses.
"I think it's for real, not to mention I ran into Sasuke on the way in" josh replied suddenly taking in his InuYasha T along with his baggy jeans. "but I think since we're the only ones in this entire school interested in naruto we should be fine as long as no one knows we know" he finished adjusting his own glasses (They look like Jamie's from Mythbusters).
"Great the school year hasn't started yet and my brian already hurts!"Alice said raising her hands in the air as she sat in the front next to josh. Cuasing several people to get up and move a row up. She pulled a sleeping mask. "Wake me up if neccesay, other then that you know the drill" she said putting it on and drifting off to sleep.
"hey shikamaru look! You've got a double!" None other then Akimichi Choji said sitting down next to the brunette. He was wearing an outfit similar to that of the original series his hair parted in oh-so-familiar way. Shikamaru sat down next to him sporting a T-shirt and jeans. Alice poked an eye out.
"God schools such a drag, let me sleep while I can why don't you? We got some weird teachers today." Alice grumbled darkly. 'I wonder if they'll notice' she thought inwardly laughing her head off. Josh on the other hand was laughing his butt off in his seat.
"I'm sorry about Alice she's almost always like that!" josh told the blinking duo.
"Did she just say what I thought she said?" Choji asked a slightly shocked Shikamaru.
"Well anyway my names Josh Nolden. This is my best friend Alice Lewis. You?" he asked them.
Choji grinned. "I'm Akamichi Choji, and this is Nara Shikamaru" he said .
"I give up there's no rest when your around." Alice said sitting up and glaring at josh. Besides there happen to be a lot of new people here from Japan and I don't wanna mess up their names because I'm not awake to hear them. Who was that guy you said you met before Uchibda Sasgay? Well go figure." She finished looking at the now laughing duo.
Choji stopped between laughing in order to say "I think you mean Uchiha Sasuke" he said clutching his sides.
"OHHH joyous that shikamaru-san and choji-san can partake in such youthful activities such as laughter!" cried a (and no your eyes are not deceiving you) green spandex clad Rock Lee.(and you thought id put him in a different outfit! SIKE! sry but that would've been OOC)
"Wow I know the world needs all kind of people but isn't he a little much?" Alice asked no one in particular as choji and shikamaru sweat dropped.
"Lee wait up!" cried Tenten running down the isle to Lee , Neji not far behind. "ohh hello im Tenten, This is Lee , and that is Neji" she finished pointing to the pearly eye'd hyugga who nodded and said.
"The pleasure is mine" he said looking quite smexy in his button down shirt and kaki pants, Tenten was wearing an outfit resembling the one she wore during the chunnin exams.
Alice looked to Josh "Is it just me or have we made more friends in the last five minutes then the past five years?" she said a look of contemplation on her face.
He looked twice as shocked "Ya I think we just did." They looked at each other blinking as the others took in the scene. They broke into smiles and did a high-five "AWESOME!" they said simultaneously. Naruto plopped down next to josh.
"well ill be your guys friend!" he said triumphantly.
"and you are?" Alice said laughing and scratching the back of her head despite the fact she already knew.
"IM Uzamaki Naruto!" He said striking a pose. Gaara walking up behind him, nodding at Alice.
"hey josh what time is it?" alice asked .
Josh looked at his watch. "Umm Naruto you may wanna move." He said pushing Naruto gently back.
"Why?" Naruto asked perplexed as to why Alice was fishing in her bag.
She grinned evily in response. "like pulling pranks?" she asked walking to a side door when they lights started to dim. "come on Naruto" she whispered as Josh and the rest sat down.
Out the side door they found an old hallway a steel ladder hung to their right along with some pipes. "come on Naruto. All the teachers this year are new and from what I hear wet behind the ears. So we're gonna do them all a favor and season them a bit in the most literal way." She said heading up the ladder grinning like a chesire cat.
--in the auditorium--
While Naruto and Alice headed out the side door, Josh got the opportunity to meet Shino, Kiba, Hinata, Ino, and the sand siblings. They had taken up the first and second rows. Josh also caught a glimpse of Sasuke, Juggo, Siengetsu, and Karin (although he didn't say anything). No one had time to talk as Tsunade went on stage.
"Alright Brats Listen Up!" she said. immediately gaining the student body's attention. "From here on in make sure you follow the rules or there will be dire consequences. Other then that your free to leave with your re-" unfortunately she was cut off by at least 300 lbs of ramen seasoning as a result her and all the rest of the teachers (they were behind her) were literally neck deep in.
Out of nowhere Naruto and Alice were sitting to josh's right. He leaned in attempting not to laugh. "kinda close don't you think?" he asked failing miserbly at the later. Alice had taken out her phone (along with many others.) and had taken a pictures of orochimaru, ibiki, and kakashi when the leaf village's hokage roared "NARUTO UZAMAKI MY OFFICE NOW!"
Naruto winced as Alice jumped up "Tsunade it was-Naruto covered her mouth smiled and followed the principal out as everyone got there stuff to go.
Authors note:
Dear Reader,
Yes I know this chapter was kind of short but future chapters will be longer!
Your author,
Humanstorybookvol1.
P.S. please R&R this is my first fic.