uno day wink waz gona pupose 2 pwetty welda. den a werd butiful pricess apered . he forgot abut ugly welda. he sad hewo
" hewo pwetty wady" he said bwushing
" um... whats up with your voice?" she said very confused
" wat u mean mai voice manlie!" he said flexing
"please.. get away from me!" she said backing away
"BEE MIAN PWETTY PINCESSS" he said going in for a hug
" I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY STAY BACK!'' she said reaching for her bag
" I am manlie man no peppew sway can hurt mai!" he said very cocky
"ok then, you asked for it..." she said spraying him in the eyes"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he screamed crying on the hard ground
"what happened?" Zelda said coming outside
"WEEEELLLDAAAA GET DA MEANIE AWAYYYYYYY!" he yelled still on the ground holding his eyes
" *sigh* link I told you a million times..." she said obviously annoyed
" I PUT A FREAKING RESTRAING ORDER ON YOU!" she yelled and kicked his head on the ground yeet
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he screeched again
" I hope he didn't bother you!" Zelda said settling her down
"uhh.. a little bit" she laughed
"I have some tea back at the castle care for some?" she asked
" sure thing!" she said following her
"cutie" she said under breath
"hmm?" Zelda wondered (even though she heard it)
" n-nothing!" she said starting to sweat
20 years laterr….
"Garyyy! stop spilling your tea!" the princess said grabbing his tea cup
"put its to hottt to holldddd momm!" he defended
"sweetie listen to your mother!" Zelda said washing out his cup
"but your also my mom" gary said
"yes and im telling you to listen to your other mother." she said smirking
"hmmp" he said looking grumpy
the end