Hahah! new story. Emmett rap star. I think it's funny though the first chapter is short

also I tried to do third person.

I think it died

i own no one

but I do own the idea

love you!


Emmett, rap star!

Chapter 1

Everyone was gone. Only two were standing in the big room, watching the stairs like hawks. What was the god-awful noise? Edward looked stunned, Bella looked like she was about to throw up all over the white carpeted floor.

No one knew exactly where everyone else was. They had run off a long time ago. Everyone had heard the loud thumping beats from the room and the occasional noisy humming rap that rung in the two's head.

"What is that?" Bella finally asked, her hands on her ears as she stumbled across the room and into a place where the loud bass couldn't reach her ears.

"I think that is Emmett's rapping," Edward said, his face twisting in distaste as he followed her into gleaming kitchen that never got used only to find Alice and Jasper with an Ipod in their ears trying to drown out the noise. Bella ran up and yanked on the ear buds so they fell out and their eyes looked up at her.

"What, Bella?" the two asked innocently, wide smiles on their faces as if they had done nothing wrong.

"If me and Bella have to bare this, you sure as hell have to," Edward said, furrowing his eyebrows in irritation at his siblings as they rocked back and forth on the stools opposite the other side of the sparkling counter top.

"Where's Rosalie?" Bella asked them, "And Carlisle and Esme for that matter?" she added, wincing as a striking note reverberated through the home and rung in her ears.

Alice gestured with her head toward the backyard and Jasper smiled sheepishly, shutting off the small device and sticking in his pocket before getting up and moving around the counter.

"They ran away the first chance they got," Edward, said, obviously he had been reading Jaspers mind.

"Hey, it stopped," Bella said, picking her head up and looking at the door.

And then in burst through the door, the cause of all their troubles dressed in baggy jeans so his boxers shown bright under his white tank top with a rude slang of words written across the chest. Bangles of various sizes hung around his neck, a large gold medallion hanging down almost to his belly button, and a large watch, expensive as all get out on his wrist. His curly hair stuck out from under his hat with its bill to the side. He smiled his teeth and a large grill flashed in everyone's faces.

"Emmett just got a deal! Emmett is now E-Hizzy!" He slurred, making some very strange hand gestures and then spinning in a circle.

"Oh lord," everyone said, staring at him.


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