Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, or any of the characters of the book or movie.

Claimer: I own Kimberly Hagood, that is me of course, Andrew owns himself, Amber owns herself, and the rest of my friends own themselves.

Summary- Me, my friend Andrew, and my sister fall into M.E. after falling asleep at a Church Lock-in. What will the rest of our friends say when they can't find us? And what do we say when we wake up in the forests of Mirkwood? Find out in this story!

Languages: HILLBILLY! And maybe some ELVISH!

A/n- Okay this is my fifth Lord of the Rings story. I hope that you like this story. All reviews appreciated, all flames are used on the camp fire to make smores! YUMM!

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The Lock-in..,

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"Andrew! What are you doing!" I yelled.

"I'm playing twister, and I'm trying to win!" he yelled.

"Well, that doesn't mean you cheat so you can win." I replied while Andrew was pushing me down.

"What other way do you win?" Aaron asked while pushing Andrew down.

"Playing right! AHH!" I screamed as I fell to the ground. Soon, Andrew and Aaron were in the floor and we were laughing.

"Ha! You didn't win either, even though you did cheat!" I yelled through my many laughs.

"Let's go ask 'Big-Momma' who won." Andrew suggested while screaming out, " 'Big-Momma!' "

Just then my mom ran over there. Andrew and Aaron had nick-named her 'Big-momma' after a trip that our Youth Group went on and nick-named my dad 'Big-daddy.' "What?" she asked.

"Who won?" Andrew asked.

"None of you won, 'cuz you two cheated." my father replied.

"Can you prove it?" Aaron asked in a fake arabian voice.

"Yeah, I watched you do it!" my father replied. "Now, it's like two in the morning, I am going home, and you guys need to go to bed." my dad replied while standing up from his chair in the fellow-ship hall.

"Why!" Andrew exclaimed.

" 'Cuz, I am the 'Big-Daddy,' and I said so!" my dad said.

Andrew, Aaron, and I then ran over to where Savannah, Amber, and Mindy was sitting with their sleeping bags. We then sat on ours.

"So, who won?" Savannah asked.

"No one, the two idiots over there, decided to cheat!" I exclaimed.

"We never done it!" Andrew argued.

"What-ever." I said while rolling my eyes and looking at Savannah. "So, did you bring the Lord of the Rings books?" I asked.

"Yep." She replied while pulling the three books out of her bag.

"YEAH!" I yelled while grabbing the books.

"Why do you like those books?" Andrew asked.

"A certain elf that lives in M.E." Savannah, Amber, and I yelled while pointing to a blonde elf on the back of the one of the books.

"I should have known." the two said.

"Well, I like the books alot!" I yelled.

"Well I don't!" Andrew exclaimed while grabbing the books out of my hand.

"Hey, give those back!" I yelled.

"Guys! Go to bed!" one of the adults yelled.

"Allright!" I said while grabbing the books and punching Andrew. "Good-night." I then got in my sleeping bag.

"Good-night." Mindy said while getting in her sleeping bag.

"Good-night." Andrew said while also getting in his sleeping bag.

"Night." Aaron replied while crawling into his sleeping bag.

"See-ya in the morning." Amber and Savannah replied while sinking into their sleeping bags.

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Andrew, Amber, and I woke up to some water dripping on our faces. "Aaron, stop pouring water on my face! I'm trying to sleep!" Andrew groaned.

I opened my eyes, to see myself, not in the fellowship hall, but on a ground covered with fallen leaves, it was raining, and several trees surronding were us. "Uh, guys, why do I feel like we're not in the fellowship hall anymore?" I asked.

Andrew, and my sister Amber, then opened their eyes and looked around. "Do you think that someone took us out of the fellowship hall, and threw us out yonder?" Andrew replied.

"No one would do that!" Amber exclaimed while punching Andrew in the shoulder.

"Ouch!" He exclaimed. "Well, I know that we're not dreaming."

"Guys why do I feel like we're not in Tennessee anymore?" I asked.

"Because your not my-lady." A voice behind me replied.

To be continued...

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Translations;

Hillbilly-

'cuz- Because.

yep- Yeah.

out yonder- Over there, out here, ect...,

A/n- Okay there was the first chapter. I hope that you guys enjoyed it! Please review! THANKS!