Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Love Hina in any way. Though I wish I did.

A/N: This is my first shot at a comedy fic. I tried my best to get the personality right for all the characters. Hope you like it. The story takes place right after Keitaro makes it in to Tokyo U and got hurt during the entrance ceremony in Volume 9. In Naruto it is before the Chunin exam but after the fight with Zabusa.

Italics means thinking so you know.

Enjoy Your Stay

Chapter 1: The Need of an Inn

"Ahh, Kakashi-sensei, why are we heading this way," a short blonde-headed boy asked his teacher.

"After that little scene you caused, back there we had to go some where and thanks to Sasuke, we've managed to lose them," the tall spiked gray haired Jounin told him, "Sakura, see if Sasuke is following us."

"Hai, sensei," the pastel haired kunoichi said as her inner voice cheered happily that she and her love interest would be alone. She darted backward from where the other two ninja were traveling. She stopped soon after, seeing the raven hair of Unchiha Sasuke and noticed he had one of his arms pulled into his chest, "Sasuke-kun, are you alright?"

"It's nothing Sakura, just run before they catch up to us," Sasuke ran past her and they both jumped from tree to tree through a vast forest, "They're still following but I've given us some time, Kakashi."

"You didn't stop them Sasuke," the loud Naruto yelled at his teammate, "Are you good for anything?"

"More usefull than you baka. Kakashi, where are we heading anyway?"

"To a hot sprong town I read about once in a pamphlet," Kakashi winked at Sasuke, "It's too dangerous to head back to Konoha, being the enemy might have a trap waiting for us, and I've used my sharingan a little too much," he slipped, but Naruto was right behind him and caught him, "There's an inn there we can use to rest, then head back to Konoha in a few days."

The shinobi exited the forest to finds themselves in a strange village that they were unaccutomed to. Kakashi seemed to direct them in every which way until they found a small tea house at the base a of a large hill that lead to a mansion. They walked in to find no one was around until they heard something that sounded like crashing coming from outside. Sakura went outside to see that a human-sized figure had come flying from the mansion and was out of sight soon afterward. Kakashi had them all stay at the tea house while he went to ask for some directions to his make-believe inn. The other three shinobi sat in the tea house finally having some time catch their breath. Naruto ws becoming impatiant and kept looking outside to see if anyone, whether it was Kakashi or anyone was coming. Sakura was tending to Sasuke's arm the had been dislocated during the fight with the rain nin that were chasing them. After sitting for about thirty minutes, a woman entered the tea house and looked surprised that anyone was there. The sudden appearance of the woman caused Naruto and Sakura to pull out kunai and stand battle ready covering Sasuke. The woman looked about 5' 7 and had a large smile across his face as she looked at the three genin, "Oh it seems we have guests, excuse while I go get the owner," the lady left like she hadn't seen any weapons at all. She returned with a woman in her late twenties, a cigerate in her mouth and an apron that read "Hinata Tea House."

"Can I help you kids," she asked sounding kind of pissed off yet still holding a hostess tone.

"We're just waiting for our sensei to come back for some directions to an inn around here," Sakura said dropping her guard to attend to Sasuke, "Could you bring us some ice for his arm?"

"Get them the ice Mutsumi," the older woman ordered.

"Ok, Haruka-san," the happy girl went trotting into the back room and return with a small bag of ice that she taped to Sasuke's shoulder.

"Yo," Kakashi said as he returned, "I hear that the inn is very close to here," noticing the two women, "Oh, sorry for barging in on you, we were just leaving. Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto."

"So where's this inn you were talking about," Sasuke asked.

"Right next door," Kakashi pointed to the large mansion at the top of the hill. The walked inside and found that either no one was in or that no one wanted to greet them. They decided to walk around while Kakashi crashed in the foyer from using his sharingan eye. Naruto went straight for the kitchen and found some instant ramen to chow on while Sakura checked the rooms to see if someone could help them and they were just sleeping. Sasuke found an out-door bath and decided to soak in the hot spring to help heal his injuries. He heard someone cry out to see that a woman was also in the hot spriong with him and tried to grab a kunai but he had left his pack with his clothes. He got closer to see that the woman had short hair that didn't even reach her shoulders and a bottle of sake next to her. She had cried out because it seemed that the bottle had a large crack in it and the sake was leaking out of it.

"Sasuke-kun," Sakura shouted as she went out to the hot spring, "are you out here," she saw her crush only in a towel and turned beat red and squealed as she ran away, her inner personality came forth, "Hell yeah, first this and soon Sasuke will be mine!!"

The woman turned and saw the Uchiha then chuckled a bit, "I see you came here to get a glimpse of my figure," she grabbed the sake bottle which was now empty, "That's going to cost you," she told him to pay her for looking at her, then she held up the sake bottle, "or else."

"Kitsune, just leave the kid alone," a voice came from behind them. Sasuke looked to see a man with a cast on his leg in crutches walking up to where the woman was and ripped off the towel to reveal a skin-tight white suit underneath, "You'll pulled that trick on me before so why do it to this kid?"

"Aww y'all no fun at all Keitaro," Kitsune stormed off to her room, "Time for more drinkin."

"Excuse me, but is this the inn around here," Sasuke asked confused at what had just happened.

"Well it used to be an inn, but now it's an all-girls dorm and I'm the manager," Keitaro said sheepishly.

"Sasuke," Naruto yelled as he rushed out to the hot spring. He saw Keitaro and curled up his face, "Who's that dork?"

"He's the one who will decide if we can have a room or not, baka," Sasuke fired back coldly.

"I'll have to ask the other residents when they get home," Keitaro announced, "Naru and Motoko are gonna kill me for even suggesting that they can stay here," he thought to himself.

Chapter 1 End

A/N: It's an intro chapter, so whatever. More chapters to come when I have some time. Review please.