Author: SportsNightLover

Title: Timmy's Day with the Substitute Fairy

Summary: Wanda and Cosmo are gone and Timmy has to spend time with Wanda's ex.

Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine.

"Cosmo come on we need to hurry up or we won't make it," Wanda warned impatiently.

"Hold on Wanda, Timmy's about to beat the 99th level," Cosmo mumbled while intensely watching as Timmy plays his game.

"Game Over, Game Over," the game repeated because Timmy crashed into a comet as he realized that his god parents were leaving.

"Where are you guys going? I need to finish my project or Mr. Crocker will be mad," Timmy asked surprised they didn't tell him before.

"We are going to Fairy World for our 10,000th anniversary vacation," Wanda said while packing a LOT of suitcases. "Aw, don't worry Timmy we can get someone to take care of you while we are gone."

"What do you mean? You better not be talking about Vicki," Timmy replied very confused.

"We can get a substitute fairy to grant your wishes for us."

"Who would you get, anyway?"

"We don't know, but I'm sure that they will be fine. Good bye." Wanda and Cosmo vanished into thin air. Timmy was left alone in his room for about five minutes before Juandissimo came in with style.

"What are you doing here?" Timmy asked shocked at the visitor.

"I am Juandissimo. I am here to take care of a fairy god child. I know you, you are Wanda's fairy god child. Where is the love of my life, the fairy I can't live without?"

"You seem to be doing fine. I don't need your help, so go away."

"I am stuck here until Wanda and Cosmo come back," as he said "Cosmo" he made a face. "No wishes?"

"None, unless you can make the best project possible about how the Earth was made in about five minutes."

"I can do that, but you have to do something for me. I need you to break Wanda up with Cosmo and convince her to come back to me."

"I am not going to do that. You still have to do my project." When Juan shook his head, Timmy said, "I wish you would do my project about the Earth, by hand." Juan forced to oblige, went straight to work by puffing himself and Timmy back to the time before Earth.

"Where are we?"

"In the time before Earth."

"What are we doing here?"

"Earth will be made in about five seconds. Hold on. 5...4...3...2...1..."

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"Timmy we're back," Wanda said as she puffed back to Timmy's room. "How was your day with the substitute?"

"Oh, it was a normal day. I got my project in to class on time."

"Who was your substitute?"

"No one you know," Timmy said with a little smirk on his face.