This is just a random songfic I made up. It comes from my annoyance at Fang liking Max but going after Lissa and Brigid.
It pisses me off.
FAXNESS FOREVER!!!
P.s. The song is Womanizer by Britney Spears, my latest obsession song.
Disclaimer:JP owns Max Ride, not me. And Britney Spears owns Womanizer.
Claimer:Plot. Nothing else. Too bad, so sad.
I was in my room at Mom's (Dr. M) house, listening to the radio when this song came on.
Superstar
Where
you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what your
doing
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
It sounded cool, so I decided to listen. Nice beat. Didn't recognize the singer, though.
Hmmm…it almost reminded me of someone… Someone I know…
And I don't mean the singer.
Look at you
Gettin' more than just a re-up
Baby, you
Got all the
puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call
'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Fang…that's who the song reminds me of.
I'm his puppet.
He has complete control over me and he knows it.
Not only does he know it, he flaunts it.
He's the best faker I know.
Jerk.
My teeth ground together at the mere thought of someone besides me controlling…me.
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh
You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Just hearing the word made me realize that that's what Fang is.
He had that stupid Red-Haired Wonder slut, he had Dr. Amazing and he knows he has me.
Boy don't try
to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't
try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
He does. He has that cold, emotionless front he puts up.
The one only I can see through.
I thought he was my best friend!
You Got Me
Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can do it
U Womanizer
He is so charming.
Everything about him is perfect.
His body…
His muscles…
His hair…
His eyes, those beautiful eyes…
And…his lips…
Boy don't try
to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't
try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Those dang emotionless eyes.
That mask he hides behind.
He hasn't let me see through it in a long time.
It's awful not to know what he's thinking.
Not even Angel knows.
You Say I'm
Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer
I probably am crazy.
What girl in their right mind falls in love with their best friend?
Or have a voice in her head, for that matter.
Daddy-O
You got the swagger
of a champion
Too bad for you
You just can't find the right
companion
I guess when you have won too many, makes it hard
It could be easy
Who you are, that's just who you are, baby
He did have a really sexy walk.
Whoa! I did NOT just say Fang walks sexy!
Even if he does…
He just is so commanding when he walks!
It's just…so…confident.
And, clearly, he couldn't find the girl he wanted.
Its like he wanted options.
Ugh! Men!
Lollipop
Must mistake me
for a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim of another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall
for you,
Never you, baby
He really must think I'm stupid.
Why would he do this kind of stupid stuff if he didn't?
But, then again, why does he think I'm stupid.
Grrr! Would it be wrong if I hit him without him knowing the reason?
I can't believe I ever fell for him.
Well, not anymore.
Max Ride is back in action.
Fearless leader, Max, who doesn't take crap from anyone.
Especially not stupid Fang.
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh
You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Such a jerk.
Why does he have to be so freaking hot?!
You
Got Me Goin'
Boy don't try
to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't
try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can do it
U
Womanizer
He's so amazing.
Why can't things just go back to the way they were before?
Before saving the world?
It's just…impossible.
You
Say I'm Crazy
Boy don't try
to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't
try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A
Womanizer
I'm absolutely insane.
Maybe if we
both lived in different worlds
(Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer
Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't
You...
It's possible that, if we'd been normal, this could have worked.
We could have worked.
But we're not normal.
I don't have time for a relationship, what with my "saving the world" and the whole "constantly in danger" thing.
And Fang wants a normal, perfect girl. Like the Red-Haired Wonder and Dr. Amazing.
Not awful, sarcastic, imperfect Maximum Ride: Avian-American Saver of the World Extraordinaire.
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh
You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Why Fang?
I mean even Iggy, the biggest sexist pig in the world, could be as cruel as Fang!
You
Got Me Goin'
Boy don't try
to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't
try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can do it
U
Womanizer
So, so perfect Fang.
You
Say I'm Crazy
Boy don't try
to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't
try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A
Womanizer
I'm crazy.
Clearly I don't deserve someone as fantastic as Fang.
Boy don't try
to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't
try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
I do know what he is.
Maybe it's Fang who doesn't deserve me…
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh
You're a Womanizer Baby
You know what?
That's it!
Its confrontation time.
Somebody needs to set Fang straight and it might as well be his supposed best friend.
I'm coming for you, Fang.
And you won't know what (or, possibly, who) hit you.
First part of this fantasma-astical (ha ha) songfic done!
Second part will be up soon.
Angela :)