A/N Okay…so this is kind of a crack fic that I wrote…it's a crossover of Harry Potter/Naruto/Twilight…it's the Rookie Nine, the Sand Sibs, the Golden Trio, the Cullen's, and four OC's. The OC's are: Somino Kara for Naruto. Alex Smith for Harry Potter. And Daniel Cullen and Riley Hale.
Now Daniel Cullen and Riley Hale are husband and wife like Emmett and Rosalie and Jasper and Alice.
Kara is Kakashi's wife and Kara is like Naruto's mom almost. Kara never judged Naruto based on the Kyuubi sealed inside of him. She became his sensei along with Kakashi (for some unknown reason [blame it all on the Third Hokage).
And Alex Smith is like Harry's older sister, she helped him out with Fred and George when he lost control of his trolley at the train Station in Philosopher's Stone. And he always comes to her for advice if he couldn't talk to Sirius or Ron or Hermione. Now Harry is paired off with Hermione because I just simply hate Ginny, I really think that Hermione and Harry should've gotten together. So if you don't like Harmony, don't pay attention to the Harry Potter parts. It's not that crucial. It's a bit AU, Umbridge is there, but Dumbledore never left. Fred and George didn't leave.
ONTO THE STORY!! Now blame all of the randomness on MegaCon that is coming to my town, I'm going as Itachi-sama, and I'm all hyped up. My friends and I have been prepping for months for this, and it has finally come. It's just a random crack fic that has all of my favorite people in it.
Enjoy the show!
Disclaimer: I do not in any way, own Naruto, Harry Potter,or Twilight! Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling. and Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer! The only people i own are Somino Kara, Alex Smith, the name Riley and the name Daniel. Then name Hale and Cullen belong to Stephenie Meyer...again...
"Naruto! Kara! Sakura! Sasuke! Kakashi! Get in here now!" a blonde woman yelled, a boy with spiky blonde hair, cerulean eyes, and what looked like a orange and black jumpsuit came bounding in, and then a girl with shoulder length pink hair, emerald eyes, and a red shirt and khaki shorts came after. A boy with duck butt hair, and onyx eyes, and a black shirt with a collar that came up to his chin came in next.
After forty minutes a lady with a jounin vest and a black shirt with a fishnet shirt under it, and ninja boots, came in. She had black hair with red streaks, and black eyes. Her Leaf Headband was tied around her waist. Soon after this lady, a man with silver hair, that wasn't colored from age, but naturally, the same vest, an ANBU shirt under it. A mask hid most of his face; his Leaf Village Headband covered his right eye. He walked in reading his infamous orange book.
"YOU TWO ARE LATE!" Sakura, Tsunade, and Naruto yelled. The two jounins looked at each other.
"Well, you see, there was this cat stuck—"the black haired lady started out, but Tsunade cut her off.
"Kara, we don't need to hear your make out session excuses." Tsunade said, holding up a hand. Kara blushed profusely, while Naruto started to laugh. Kara sent him a death glare that sure shut him up.
"Now, I called your team here for a mission that takes the Rookie Nine, the Suna Ninjas: Sabaku no Gaara, Sabaku no Temari and Sabaku no Kankuro, and you two," the Godaime said nodding to the two senseis. The silver haired man looked up, and strangely put his Icha Icha book away. Raising the only visible brow, Kakashi listened intently.
"You will be sent to a place called, Forks, Washington. There will be thirteen other people there. Eight of them will be vampires," before Naruto could interrupt she held up a hand," yes there are such things as vampires. And the other five will be witches and wizards. They use a type of chakra that we have surpassed. So we can still sense them, but it's very faint." Tsunade explained.
"What's the point of this mission, o-baa-chan?!" Naruto asked, Tsunade had a vein popping out of her forehead.
"WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT YOU CALLING ME O-BAA-CHAN YOU BRAT!?" She yelled, Naruto clearly scared. Sakura smirked.
'HA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET NARUTO!' Inner Sakura yelled. Kara just rolled her eyes at Naruto's antics.
Somewhere in Volturi, Italy
"Okay, Ms. Bella here will be changed….Am I right, Edward?" a man with snow like hair and translucent skin, his eyes soft, but a crimson eyes was interrogating a group of eight. A young man with bronze hair and golden eyes, growled and put his arms around a young woman with brown hair that was at least mid-back length and brown eyes.
"Aro, I said I would. But we are waiting until we are married for at least a year." The young man said, his golden eyes darkening, his grip tightening. Aro looked down.
"Edward, Edward, Edward…you can't keep her human forever. Change her within a—" Aro was cut off by a phone call. He picked up and started to talk at superhuman speed, and at a low volume.
"You eight, Hales, Cullen's. Go back to Forks. Go to the Biology Lab in your local High school. There will be fourteen ninjas, and six witches and wizards." Aro said quickly, pinching the bridge of his nose like Edward and Carlisle.
"You mean there are such things as NINJAS!?" Emmett said stupidly, and loudly. Rosalie scoffed, not believing the fragile vampire.
"Yes, along with witches and wizards! What next…the Easter bunny commits suicide?!"Aro mumbled under his breath.
"THE EASTER BUNNY'S DEAD!?" A boy with coal black hair and golden eyes, along with Emmett exclaimed loudly. A girl with black hair and red streaks, and golden eyes slapped the black haired man.
"Daniel! Not so loud!" the girl said, Daniel mocked pain.
"Aww..Riley! I didn't mean to!" Daniel said. Riley just rolled her honey golden eyes.
"So, like there are such things as witches and wizards? Like Harry Potter?" Bella asked quizzically, Edward loosened his grip on her.
"Actually, he is a real life wizard, a strong one at that." Aro mumbled, Bella turned wide-eyed.
"Whoa…so does that J.K. Rowling lady know that she wrote non-fiction instead of fiction?" Alice asked, bouncing up and down. Jasper had to send her calmness, using his empathy powers.
Somewhere in Scotland:
"Mr. Potter, Ms. Granger, Mr. Weasley's, Ms. Smith. Please come with me, the headmaster would like to speak to you." A woman with brown hair and a pursed mouth said.
A boy with jet black hair, emerald eyes with wire rim glasses in front of them, and an unusual lightning shaped scar above his left eye, got up. So did three red-headed boys two of which were identical twins, a girl with bushy brown hair with a book in her hands, and a girl with black hair with blood red streaks, and black and red glasses got up.
"Professor, what could Professor Dumbledore want? I mean, we defeated Voldemort and most of the Death Eaters. Not that there could still be some, but. What could he want?" the black haired boy questioned.
"Mr. Potter, all I know is that I had to get you down there." Professor McGonagall said, Harry was walking side by side with a Hermione Granger and a Ronald Weasley. Three troublemakers were walking a few feet behind them, whispering about what this could be about.
"What do you think Alex?" One of the twins asked, the black haired girl with blood red streaks tapped her chin.
"I think…" she paused for dramatic effect. "That, they are going to expel you!" Alex concluded, she then laughed.
"You're my girlfriend why?" one of them asked, she shook her head.
"I don't know Fred? Maybe you love me?" Alex said with a pout, her black eyes shone with mischief.
Fred dipped down from his six foot five height and got down to Alex's five foot one frame and lightly pecked her lips.
"Aw…you know there's another person in our little mischief group!" George exclaimed, Alex looked around.
"Ooh, where's George!?" Alex feinted not knowing him. George pouted, he hated when she did that.
"I feel so loved!" He mocked a hurt face, Alex laughed lightly, and hugged him.
"Hurry up, you three!" Professor McGonagall said over her shoulder.
The professor said the password and motioned for the group of six to go in. Harry and Hermione were the first to enter the spiral staircase, Ron went in after them going up right behind them. Fred, George, and Alex raced to see who would get there first. Alex losing to both of them due to the fact that they were taller than she. Therefore having longer strides. They went up, Harry knocked on the door.
"Come in." said a voice, Harry opened the door, only to see Dumbledore sitting at his desk with his hands folded in his usual fashion. His bright blue eyes had that twinkle in them.
"Sir—"
"You six want to know why you're here, am I correct?" He asked, they all nodded. Alex mumbled something like "damn Legillemens…." In a playful tone.
"Well, you three know that Vampires are real. Since you are two years older than these three. Well, as the legend says, vampires turn into bats. You all know that right?" He asked, the group nodded. "Well, it is incorrect. Our books just hold mythical legends. Real vampires do not turn into bats. They shine in the light like diamonds, and their eyes are either blood red or golden or black. If they are red, they drink human blood, golden if they are "vegetarian", and black if they are "hungry"." He explained, they all looked at him like he was an old coot that just came out of St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.
"Uh…sir? Why do we need to know this? And why aren't our textbooks written correctly?" Hermione questioned.
"Well, I will be sending you six to America. Well….Forks, Washington to be exact." Dumbledore said, Alex's head popped up off of Fred's arm.
"Forks? That, that place is real?! I thought it was fictional! EDWARD CULLEN LIVES THERE!" Alex squealed.
"Ms. Smith, how did you know?" Dumbledore smiled, Alex started to explain.
"Well, this American writer, Stephenie Meyer wrote this brilliant book called Twilight! This has two sequels, and another on the way! It is centered on this girl Bella Swan, who is in love with a vampire named Edward. And she needs to be changed into a vampire or else the Volturi will changer her! Edward doesn't want to, but finally asks her to marry him. Jacob Black, who's a werewolf, loves her too. But he can be with her, because he must find his mate, or imprint! Bella chooses Edward over Jacob and this Vampire named Victoria, comes after her because in Twilight, Edward killed her mate James, so she thinks a mate for a mate. She tries to kill Bella but has no success, Edward kills her. They are getting married soon, and Bella wishes to be a vampire like her lover!" she sighed the last part. Everyone looked confused, but they got it. (Sorry for my confusing summary, I'm too lazy to go fix it.)
"Well, you are right. But…the Cullen's and Hales are real. Ms. Smith your favorite book is real." Dumbledore smiled. Alex was openmouthed, Fred and George tried closing it, but she was slack-jawed.
"And there will be fourteen ninjas there as well." Dumbledore said, Fred and George were now slack-jawed.
"THERE ARE SUCH PEOPLE AS NINJAS?!" Fred and George said in unison.
Dumbledore nodded, he said to go get a weekend's worth of clothes. And told them to meet him by the entrance, he also told them to avoid Umbridge.
(After getting their stuff)
After many lucky attempts of avoiding Umbridge, Fred, George and Alex finally got out of the Castle. Alex was piggy back riding on Fred's back, her luggage was shrunk, and inside of her cloak pocket. George was mimicking Alex's voice during her explanation of Twilight. Alex was laughing. They heard voices calling their names. The three troublemakers turned around, well two of them.
"Yes my minions?" Alex laughed, Harry and Ron scowled. They did not like being called her minions.
"You guys didn't wait up!" Ron said loudly, George shushed him. Scolding him on saying if Umbridge heard him they would all be in trouble.
"So? We were told to meet you three there! We don't have to wait up!" Fred said jokingly, making sure he had his prank kit.
Harry was holding Hermione in a hug. "So what do you think we are gonna have to do?" he asked, Alex got down from Fred's back and went over to shrink Ron, Hermione, and Harry's luggage.
"Dunno, but it better be real…I'm really excited to meet the actual Emmett Cullen!" Alex said, Fred scowled.
"Isn't he the big one?" he asked scoffing, Alex looked at him.
"Aww…is Freddie jealous?" Alex asked, Fred looked away. "Fred, you know I love you! Emmett is just the funniest besides Alice! He's an idiot! Um…like George!" Alex said, George protested against him being an idiot.
"Heh, I know. I was just joking with you." Fred said, he wrapped his arms around her waist, and rested his chin on her head.
Dumbledore came walking down from the castle entrance. He was holding an old ratty belt. He told them to put their finger on it, and soon after that. The troublemakers, and the Golden trio were off to Forks, Washington.
Forks High School Biology Lab:
Temari no Sabaku wore a black outfit and a fan at her side was leaning against the wall. Shikamaru Nara had a cigarette in his mouth was standing next to Ino Yamanka, she was saying how boring this mission was . Sasuke was talking to Sakura in the corner of the big lab, sometimes whispering into her ear. Kiba, Hinata, and Shino were sitting on a table, talking about why Kurenai-sensei couldn't come, but Kakashi and Kara could. Chouji was sitting on the teacher's desk eating a bag of chips. (That's a shocker)Kakashi and Kara were whispering silently to each other, Kara occasionally letting a giggle out. Gaara no Sabaku was just sitting on a chair made from sand, Kankuro no Sabaku talking to him about what this mission might be.
They suddenly heard a bunch of people say "hmph" and "oof". The ninjas took out a kunai or a shuriken on reflex. Gaara's sand covered him up on reflex.
"WHO ARE YOU!?" every ninja yelled. Their arms swung back ready for aim and fire.
"W-we're the s-students f-from Hogwarts!" Hermione stammered, Harry got in front of her, ready to protect her.
The Konoha and Suna Nin all put their shuriken and kunai away, Gaara's sand went away into his gourd. They then heard the door open and feet shuffling. Kakashi and Kara got their kunais out on reflex. Every ninja got their kunai and shuriken, and every witch and wizard got their wand out.
They saw eight pale faces looking back at them.
"Whoa, guess Aro, wasn't joking around this time!" A bulky man said with a huge grin.
A/N so I left you with a cliffy. It's not like you guys don't know who it is! I bet you all know who! Well it's going to be like a short story, maybe three or four chapters long. I hoped you guys liked it! Byeaz
--ilurvedannyr