Chapter 1

In which this unusual story begins

"My liege, it is time."

"Thanks sweet cheeks"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU ASS!!!"

It was a beautiful day in Shangri La, Los Noechas; of course it always was, thought Lady. Ever since the day she was created her days where filled with nothing but happiness. Days full of sword training, recording her music, power control training, sleeping, swimming, and everything else she could ever hope for.

"Hey Lady!" called a voice from behind her. "Did you get the summons also?"

Lady looked behind her and saw Grimm. Grimm was a cocky, light blue haired, youth, whose two only concerns were finding a suitable opponent to fight and to party.

"Yeah to you know what the old man wants?" asked Lady as she landed on the next building. Grimm wasn't far behind.

"No all I know is that he wants all Espada Generals, Seraphin Knights, and all other major defense divisions there."

"Wow this must be really big..." Lady felt a sense of dread creeping over her.

"Don't worry about it Lady," said Grimm sensing her dread. "You know are forces are the strongest in all universes, right? I mean you alone could wipe out an entire planet with a bat of your lovely black wings."

"Flattery will get you everywhere Grimm." said Lady as the two jumped off towards the large palace in the middle of the city.

"Stark get up you lazy bastard!!!"

"Huh?"

"Get up you got an urgent message from the old man!"

"Huh? What?"

"Get up!!"

"Ok," yawned Stark trying to figure out who was yelling at him in the darkness. "Now what's the problem...um...?"

The light in his office flicked on. In the doorway stood his subordinate Leona. Like always Stark stared at her, she was quite lovely, from her long white legs, her firm small breasts, her two bright almost neon blue eyes, to her long flowing platinum blonde hair. At this time Stark noticed that he had a piece of paper stuck to the side of his head. He must have been drooling in his sleep he thought.

"You got a summons," answered Leona.

"For what?" asked Stark as he removed the paper from the side of his face.

"Don't know, but from what I hear all generals, knights, etc are supposed to be there," shrugged Leona.

"Well I suppose we should get going then after all I am a general and you are a knight," said Stark as he headed towards his window quickly followed by Leona.

"Maybe the old man has decided what everyone's last names are going to be," said Leona hopefully.

"Yeah, that would be nice," replied Stark. The two then jumped out the window of his sixth story office and began to jump and glide to the palace.

Arkham sat in his office meditating over the summons he had received from his lord. The message troubled him deeply as it did not state the nature of the meeting which was odd. What was worse was the fact that he was to tell no one else or face punishment. He remembered the last summons he had with similar orders. It was a recovery mission to some shithole country in another universe. He had to infiltrate a small forbidden chapel, retrieve a golden box, replace it with a fake, and return. That part was easy enough, but it was the second part of orders that his lord gave him that made him what he is now. He said do not look in the box and that was all. He was on his way back when curiosity got the best of him. He looked inside and was immediately burnt by a blue fire from within the box. Because of that moment of weakness he had to spend a whole day in the med-ward and received a large scar his chest. The doctors said they could fix it but Arkham decided to keep it as a reminder of his foolishness. Surprisingly though his lord was not mad, all he said was get well, take a few days off, and said something about killing cats.

Arkham noticed the clock on his wall said a quarter till noon. He decided it was time to leave, for the meeting was set for noon. He summoned his metallic wings and flew to the palace.

Dextral sat in his throne wearing his black fur coat and combing his spiking silver hair in the meeting room above the central room of the government building, which allot of his children called "The Palace". It was true he practically lived there when he was in the universe, but the fact was he actually had a small cottage in the white sands dessert which surrounded Shangri-La.

Shangri-La, he thought, what a paradise he had created, well then again it had to be perfect like its namesake. He still found it hard to believe that he a mere seventeen year old had created his very own universe, unique life, and where good and evil were the same damn thing. In a little over a year he had fully researched, tested, and then created a true utopia. But his idea of a utopia like everyone else's differs by allot so to solve this problem he made everyone like what he liked but with a few minor difference per person and then he let them decide for themselves what else they liked for themselves. He designed what they looked like by basing them off characters from various animes, books, etc. His people also aged uniquely, for within the first month of there creation they aged about 17 years, then they aged very slow roughly 1 year for every million, but their minds matured far faster. He made each of his people immortal and powerful. For the world/universe they lived on he created seven cities, which were surrounded by an endless white dessert until he could decide what else to make. The sand itself was unique in itself, for it was not actually sand but a substance that when breathed acted as nourishment for any race or species.

When his work was done, Dexraj began to collect things that made him happy and shared them with his people to use and behold. His first piece was the Ark of the Covenant. He was not a religious man but he was curious about artifacts of mysterious qualities. When he received it, it was indeed the real deal, but not what most people thought, for inside was a damaged plasma fuel cell of some unknown advanced civilization. What was once thought to be the most religious artifact on earth was now used to power the massive public bath house next to the palace. Dexraj secretly believed it was lucky as more sex had happened in that bath house after the plasma cell was placed than the reign of the roman emperor Caligula. After the Ark, he found the thirteen crystal skulls that the Central American civilizations worshipped. Once again they were from an advanced civilization and were nothing more than tricked out jump drives. The mysterious perfectly round metal balls found in various areas around the world, were also part of his collection and were nothing more than old bullets.

But then there was the artifact that started it all, the sphere. He found the sphere back when he was in Illinois. He had found the sphere in Burrow's cave, a cave where carvings of every civilization existed and several unknown others. The site had been dismissed by scientists as a hoax, but they had really passed up the greatest discovery of all time. Deep inside, the cave became a glowing white room with a golden pedestal in the center. On the pedestal floated a small sphere no bigger than a ball of gum. When he touched it he instantly became a god, able to manipulate everything and create anything out of nothing. He immediately searched the universe with his mind for another but there was none, and he could create no copy.

"My liege, it is time," said his assistant Halibel, breaking his chain of thought. Halibel was a tan, blonde, with huge tits, and her outfit displayed her assets well. She wore a white slit skirt, a top that started just under her breasts, and a collar that covered her mouth, but this was the way she chose to dress.

"Thanks sweet cheeks"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU ASS!!!" yelled Halibel and smacked him across the face.

"I don't think a deserved that."

"Any way everyone is here and are waiting to enter."

"Send them in."

Halibel merely looked at the marble double doors and they opened. First walked in the Espada Generals all dressed in the white leather uniforms. First was Lady Bat one year, then Grimm six months, Stark year and a half, Hutch year, Atlas one year three months, Arkham one year nine months, Braig one year nine months, Larxene eleven months, Kyrie one year nine months, Dante one year one month, Vergil one year one month, Nero nine months, and Halibel two years. The Espada generals were the best of the best and his personal bodyguards if the need arose. Each general had there own squad, each squad had roughly one thousand members, and their own unique personalities. Grimm's squad was known for there aggressiveness, Lady's for there beauty and energy attacks, Larxene's sadistic lightning quick attacks, Stark's loyalty, Hutch's laziness, Atlas's strength, Kyrie's medical skills, Braig's long range snipers, Halibel's beauty, seduction, and efficiency, etc... But the one thing all Espada had in common was there use of swords, the swords sealed away their true forms and power. When they are released the espada's power is that of a god's and their form is a mix of there human form and true form's. The only exception to this was Lady Bat, who had large black wings similar to that of a bat.

Next entered the Seraphin Knights. Similar to Espada but there true forms were that of armor. There was Leona, Lunar, San, May, Hikari, Guinevere, Cleopatra, Caesar, Gin, Soifon, Agnus, Matsomoto, and Benihime. All were six months old. When they were in there armor forms they could merge with an Espada to increase power, reflexes, intelligence, etc... Their armor forms were angelic in appearance thus their name. The knights also could turn into a different weapon that suited each different Espada, which was why each knight was paired with a specific Espada. Leona could turn into a shield that could absorb energy and then shoot it back, so she was paired with Stark. Lunar with Lady Bat for she could make the world completely dark. Agnus was with Braig because Agnus was any type of long range weapon. Each knight also had there own squad, but were far smaller roughly ten per squad.

When everyone had entered they all took a seat at the long marble table in the middle of the room. Dexraj chuckled every time as each pair almost felt necessary to sit net to each other.

"Ok you're all probably wondering why I called you all here today."

"Big time!" yelled Dante from the back. Vergil and Nero immediately hit him.

"Yeah what is this about?" yawned Stark.

"Well as you all know I've had you collect various artifacts from different universes for various reasons to help our people."

"Love that hot tub!" yelled Hutch

"So do I," laughed Larxene.

"Ok, now we are raking it to the next level."

"What do you mean?" asked Lady.

"Not all relics are abandoned, now we must acquire them before some idiots hurt themselves or worse. Arkham remembers the Ark."

Arkham nodded.

"The first one is known as a keyblade, now there are multiple but there all together. It appears a queer; a bi, a girl, and a rat have them. Do I have any Volunteers?"

Lady's hand was up first "O Me!"

"Okay you, Lunar, and your squads go get them."

"They're from Kingdom hearts!" squealed Lady in a fan girl voice.

"OMG!" squealed Lunar.

"OK... yeah you're right. Kill anyone or anything in your way, and make sure no one knows about us."

"Got it!" said Lady and Lunar at the same time. The two then transported out of the meeting in a split second.

"Atlas!"

"Yes?

"You will be there backup."

"TIL THEN I WILL PUMP IRON"

"Why are you screaming?" asked everyone in unison.

"IT IS THE WAY I TALK."

"Ok... anyway to the second order of business. Off the coast of Japan are several underwater pyramids. I need one group."

"Yo," said Stark.

"Ok you and Leona."

"Now the final order of business, In the Grand Canyon somewhere there is a network of caves with alleged giant mummies of Egyptian heritage. Search it, bring back everything including walls."

"Me." said Grimm.

"Okay, so you, Soifon, Hutch, and May to make it go quickly. Now what do we want for lunch?"