Toy Bonnie: Hey, Freddy!
Nightguard: Aha, H-Hey Bonnie!
Toy Bonnie: Have you seen the nightguard? He's not wearing his costume again...
Nightguard: Haha, pssh. Well, you know him.
Toy Bonnie: Yeah... But we'll find him eventually. It's just been difficult with that spare freddy head that he's been wearing...
Nightguard: well, as you can see, He's nowhere around here, So... why don't you go look elsewhere?
Foxy (distant): NIGHTGUARD! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
*Foxy dives at night guard, night guard flashes light on foxys face, burning his eyes*
Foxy: ARGHH! Fucking- AH!
Toy Bonnie: Wait, you saw the nightguard?
Foxy: Aye, that's the nightguard right there!
*Toy Bonnie examines nightguard*
Toy Bonnie: No, that's just freddy.
Foxy: No! he's doing that thing with the... spare freddy head again. You know, Messin with your facial scanners.
*nightguard flashes light in foxy's face*
Foxy: AHHH, Dammit! If he's freddy, why does he keep flashing that wretched flashlight in my face!?
Toy Bonnie: Well, your obviously scaring him.
Foxy: SCARING him?!
*nightguard flashes light in Foxy's face again*
Foxy: Dammit! If you don't stop that, I'm gonna gouge your eyes out!
Toy Bonnie: FOXY! Calm down!
Foxy: NO! I'm the only one in this damn place that can see through that disguise! Balloon Boy, back me up here!
Balloon Boy: I don't really care if he's freddy, I'm just trying to get my hands on his sweet, succulent, Double A batteries!
nightguard steps back a little
Foxy: I've had enough of this! *aims a flintlock pistol at nightguard* Show them your the nightguard!
Bonnie: Ehh, that pistol is a prop.
Foxy: *growls* You know what? Wheres freddy? There can't be two freddys, right? FREDDY?
Freddy: Yo.
Foxy: Well, now we got TWO freddys in the room.
Toy Bonnie: Cool!
Foxy: *facepalm* Bonnie, Oh my GOD, I will slap you!
Freddy: Wait, whats going on here?
Toy Bonnie: We're looking for the nightguard.
Foxy: HE IS THE NIGHTGUARD!
Freddy: Hmmmm... I'm pretty sure that's freddy.
Foxy: Oh, god dammit, YOU'RE FREDDY!
*Freddy starts walking away*
Foxy: Where are you going?
Freddy: (musically) Fuck this Fuck I'm out.
Toy Bonnie: Uhhh... I don't get what's confusing.
Foxy: Bonnie, Listen, Oh wait, what time is it?
Mangle appears
Mangle: Hey fellas!
Foxy: Oi, Mangle! what time is it?
Mangle: It's about 5:59.
Foxy: 5:59?! *Rips mask off of nightguards face* IT THE NIGHTGUARD!
Toy Bonnie: The nightguard?!
Freddy: The nightguard?!
Balloon Boy: Batteries!
*Nightguard puts mask back on*
Nightguard: No! no! Guys, Im Freddy, you know that!
*Foxy dives at Night guard, Just before Foxy reaches him, It turns 6:00*
Night Guard: Night shift is over! *vomits*