Title: Take On Me
Author: Piratedolliebaby
Rating: K
Fandom: Invader Zim
Pairing: ZimDib
Challenger: Buttercowluvr
Challenge: Use the words moat, hear, and morale in a one-short within one hour.
Summary: Zim tries out a new type of security to keep Dib out of his base. Does it really work?
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"Wahahahahahahaha!" Zim stood atop his base, laughing maniacly and pointing around to the pitiful human worm babies who stared at him funny. "Pitiful humans! I, ZIM!, have TRIUMPHED!"
"What are you talking about?" A familiar voice below asked, brow raised.
"I have an AMAZING addition to make it so that you cannot enter!" More maniacal laughter was called for after this exclamation.
"A..moat?" Dib questioned, standing in a small puddle before the dore.
"Yes, a moa--HEY! Ow!" Zim cried, prying a rock out of his precious disguise's eye. He watched as Dib lifted another rock and dug a finger in his ear, as if he'd heard wrong. Another rock was chucked, and Zim was making those odd twitchy noises of his. Forcing Zim's morale to fall, the body of the green boy fell as well, right into his tiny moat. Screaming and running in circles, his skin boiled and a fairly awful smell invaded Dib's nose.
When the shrieking was over, a hand was laid on Zim's shoulder. He honestly felt sorry for him.
"Zim...this isn't how you make a moat. Lemme help."
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That is IT! I know, short, but I had to keep it fluffy and K rated...so yeah.