Once upon a time in an Enchanted Kingdom Dream Land Ocelot (DLO for short) there lived a Prince of such outstanding moral fiber that all who were of good heart loved him. His name was Prince Oliver.
His mother, the Queen, had run Oft' with a King from another kingdom, leaving Oliver feeling rejected and angry with his father, because he thought his father had forced his mother to leave.
In his younger, more foolish days, Prince Oliver had allowed himself to be infatuated by a pretty young guard in training, named Dale. But alas, she saw the prince as a friend only, for she wanted to rise to knighthood and had no time for love.
One day Oliver waited for Dale at their favorite tavern to meet for their daily flagon of coffee before the day started in earnest. On this day, however, Dale's squad had been slated for an early departure to catch a gang of highway men who had been terrorizing the villages. Oliver thinking he saw her coming stepped back without looking, right in the path of a wagon full of clowns from a circus, who were bringing weekly dispatches from other villages. All the cards and letters were lost in a stream and carried away.
Oliver heard a child crying because her birthday present from her beloved grandparents had been in the weekly dispatches. He felt so badly that he got the little girl a lolly pop and vowed to find all the lost letters and deliver them to all who the rightful recipients.
Oliver hired a brilliant and resourceful man named Norman to track down all the letters he could. He sent Norman's friend Rita, who has a magical memory, around to all the villagers to find out who had been expecting anything.
In the meantime there was an evil temptress named Holly who had designs on Prince Oliver. She went to the local wicked witch named Andrea and bought the most powerful love potion to be had.
Soon after her plan came to pass, however, Holly grew tired of the Prince and his insufferable high moral standards. She wanted to live in luxury with a Prince who slayed dragons and showered her with jewels. She had no use for a man who's passion was to reunite a lost letter with its rightful owner.
Holly left the prince for a more adventurous kingdom, but unfortunately for Prince Oliver, the love potion did not wear off him and he was unable to move on with his life. He was miserably still infatuated with the evil temptress.