The Longest Commercial Break Ever

by creatura726

You know all those commercials that are either kinda the same or kinda iconic? Here's some more of those! (actually doesn't really sound exciting), but oh, well! This is basically those but with your favorite cartoon/TV/whatever characters! These commercials are not official endorsements of products. I was not paid to sell them. All trademarks property of their respective owners.

1. Daniel Bryan, Discover

Discover belongs to Discover Financial.

Daniel Bryan is seen on a phone behind a computer.

BRYAN 1: Discover Card, how can I help you?

Another Daniel Bryan is seen at home on his cell phone.

BRYAN 2: Hi, is it true that my FICO Credit Score is available online for free-

BRYAN 1: Yes.

Daniel Bryan 2 makes a face, suspicious, as though he were happy.

BRYAN 2: ...And if I check it, it won't damage my current score?

BRYAN 1: Yes.

Daniel Bryan 2 cannot believe it.

BRYAN 2: No way...no.

BRYAN 1: Yes.

BRYAN 2: No.

BRYAN 1: No what?

BRYAN 2: No, I'm not a customer.

BRYAN 1: Your Credit Score is with FICO, right?

Bryan 2 is seen on on his laptop where he sees his credit score. He begins to burst into joy.

BRYAN 2: YES! YES! YES! (He shouts as he stands from his seat, pointing upward with one hand and hoisting his phone with the other)

Cut to Bryan 1, who can hear the shouting from his phone.

BRYAN 1: That kinda sounds familiar...

VO (As Daniel Bryan's theme music plays): Get your free credit scorecard at , even if you're not a customer!