Come one and all
In the great hall
I'm going to tell ye a story.
Of wizards and witches
Snakes, chambers, and an evil
Wizard that wanted it all.
Come one and all
In the great hall
Where many have been
Before you.
Long ago,
Before you
And even before me,
There were four powerful
Magic folk.
Salazar
Rowena
Helga
And
Godric
Were their names.
Come one and all
In the great hall
I'll tell you of how they
Created
Hogwarts.
How they built this castle
Way out of muggles eyes
For students to learn
All that they could.
Come one and all
In the great hall
And I'll tell you of how it ended.
How it was going great
Up until my date.
The famous four
Decided who'd be taught
But then they fought.
Come one and all
In the Great Hall
And I'll tell you of my birth.
How each of them
Put charms on me
To give me life and knowledge.
Gryffindor,
Ravenclaw,
Slytherin,
And Hufflepuff
Were the sorts,
The surnames of the fore fathers.
Come one and all
In the great hall
And I'll tell you why Salazar left.
How he wanted the blood
To only the purest
Not letting those with mud.
How the three of them
Teamed up on him
And kicked him
Out!
Out!
Out!
Come one and all
In the great hall
And I'll tell you of how
We almost died.
How Salazar,
Found an egg
Of death and destruction.
Of how when it hatched
It went on a path
To catch a poor muggleborn.
Come one and all
In the great hall
And I'll tell you it was trapped.
In a chamber of sorts
Where one had to speak
In tongue for it to open.
Of how it was a secret
For many years
Until one evil wizard found it.
The creature got out
And killed a student
Leaving her to forever haunt
The bathroom where she was killed.
Come one and all
In the great hall
And I'll tell you how someone was framed.
How the dark wizard
Fooled everyone
Into expelling an innocent boy
Who was just a little too big.
Come one and all
In the great hall
And I'll tell you it has a happy end
For Harry Potter
Who was quite the fotter
Destroyed the creature in the chamber
Making Hogwarts safe again.
Come one and all
In the great hall.
While our story comes
To an end.
However, do remember,
This little sender
Had a good story to send.
Alright, so I think this is the weirdest thing I have ever wrote. Nevertheless it's for the non-Human Boot Camp with the prompt; Wizards and the Character; Sorting Hat.
Reviews are welcome.