"NO, keep that thing away from me!"
"Mr. Stark, please calm down.."
"I said stay away!"
"Mr. Stark, please.."
"STEVE! STEVE!"

Steve was sitting in the corridor at the medical sector of SHIELD. His face was buried in his hand. He could be either crying or laughing, it was hard to say. But the truth was that Captain America was embarrassed. Extremely embarrassed due to the commotion caused by his adult boyfriend who was acting like a five year old boy.

Tony warned him. He tried to reason with Steve and insisted that he entered with him. Steve told him to not be ridiculous, thinking that the brunet was just messing around. Beside, what would other SHIELD agents said seeing that Iron-man must be accompanied by Captain America for a dental check-up? Tony said that he doesn't care and anybody who will make any comments about it will get fired immediately and will have to bus tables at some lousy bar, till the rest of his or hers live. Tony would make sure of it. Steve just furrowed his eye brows and pointed at the door telling him to get in.

Everything was fine until the dentist told Tony that he has cavity and he has to drill.

Steve heard the characteristic high sound, and then it started. Basing on the sounds, Tony jumped off the dentist chair, screaming to keep the drill away from him. Dentist tried to talk with him, he said that Tony will get an anesthetic and won't feel a thing. It wasn't enough for Tony who was still trying to get away, turning over the dental equipment, screaming for Steve.

So, Steve was now sitting, listening to the panicked brunet. Either he wanted to prove Steve that he wasn't joking and he needed him there or he was genuinely terrified. Tony screamed again blonde's name. Steve had to fight the urge to rush into the room. He knew that this is a battle that Iron-man had to fight on his own.

"What is that?! What the HELL?! Don't you GAH!"

And then it was silent. Steve lift up his head looking at the door. The dentist probably just gave Tony something to make him calm down. He hoped it was humanitarian.

After some time the door opened and Steve saw the dentist holding limp Tony Stark by the shoulder. Tony's vision was blurred, his mouth slightly opened. Steve stood up and took Tony from the dentist.

"The sedative will wear off in approximately 15 min. Mr. Stark should be fine by then" he said, keeping stern face. Steve was grateful that the dentist was a true professional. Steve thanked the doctor and went with Tony along the corridor. Tony was conscious, but still not fully aware. He was dragging his feet behind him and stumbling so Steve had to go really slow. After they got out from the medical sector, Steve sat on a couch in the corridor, placing the brunet next to him. He decided to wait until the sedative will stop working, not causing Tony further shame.

"I don't get it, Tony" he said, wiping the drool from Tony's mouth with his hand. "You work with much more bigger drills all the time. What is so scary about a dental drill?"

Tony looked at him. His eyes couldn't focus on Steve, so Steve cupped his face. Tony mumbled something in response. For many people it would be incomprehensible, but Steve had experience with mumbling Tony. Hearing the answer, Steve rolled his eyes.

What Tony said was "but I don't put them into my mouth".


I was at the dentist today. I have no further comments :c

I do realize that this extremely OoC, but I needed something to make me feel better. and tormenting Tony always makes me better.

Tony probably got a shot to calm down. in his butt. by a dart. when he was running to the door. mwahaha, I feel better already