A/N: Hello all! So, about a week ago I had posted a question up on a Facebook page about religion in Pokémon and what the name of it would be. After about three suggestions we all got rather off topic and this is what was produced from the comments.

Some of these are mine while the rest are from other people (don't ask me which, I can't remember xD). They've just been sitting in a document in one of my many folders and I've realised they are too good to just leave there. I'm pretty sure this list can be extended, so if you think of anymore you're welcome to leave it in a review and I'll add it when I can.

These are in no particular order either.

Commandments of Arceus

Thou shall catch them all.

Thou shalt not catch thy God.

Thou shalt not catch legends.

Thou shalt not use legends.

Thou shalt not ride a bike inside.

Thou shalt not have thy hospitals for humans.

Thou shall have thy battle when thyself makes eye contact.

Thou shall thwart thy plans of evil organisations.

Thou shall learn to throw a Poké Ball the right way.

Thou shalt not step in the grass without a Pokémon even though thy has lived thy entire life near grass without one.

Thou shall enslave thy pocket monsters.

Thou shalt not judge thy Pokémon on their strength alone.

Thou shall become thy champion.

Thou shalt not use thy Action Replay.

Thou shalt not have thy Running Shoes until a convenient point in thy story.

Thou shall love Kanto.

Thou shall love Johto.

Thou shall love Hoenn.

Thou shall love Sinnoh.

Thou shall love Unova.

Thou shall love Kalos.

Thou shall spread thy word of Lord Helix under thy name Arceus.

Thou shall use HMs.

Thou shall use TMs once.

Thou shall be able to reuse thy TMs from 5th Gen onward.

Thou shall force a powerful evolution from 6th Gen onward.

Thou shall breed for thy perfect warrior.

Thou shall train for thy perfect warrior.

Thou shalt not ride on Pokémon on water or through air until they learn thy proper HM.

Thou shalt not cut down trees, destroy rocks, or move boulders until thy Pokémon has learnt thy proper HM.

Thou shalt not dive into deep water or swim up waterfalls until thy Pokémon has learnt thy proper HM.

Thou shall save thy game before an important part of thy game.

Thou shalt not walk through thy cave without encountering a Zubat.

Thou shalt not be able to do anything to another trainer if all Pokémon are KO'ed.

All evil organisations shall have a selection of 6 Pokémon to use.

Thou shall remind Professor Oak of his grandson's name.

Thou shalt not have a father, barring thy region of Hoenn.

Thou shall have a mother who sleeps in thy kitchen until 6th Gen.

Thou shall save thy universe hundreds of times.

Thou shall save thy game at least five times in thy 6th Gen to make sure thy game has truly saved.

Thou shall not skip a Pokémon catching tutorial even though thee hast played Pokémon for years. - Celebi4ever

Thou shall unknowingly make friends with the leaders of evil organizations from the 5th generation onward. - Legolas Dragon Ranger

Thanks for reading and I hope you had a good laugh!

Dolan