Max, Iggy and Fang: 14
Nudge: 11
Gazzy: 8
Angel: 6
Right ages, right? RIGHT?
Me: Hey dudes and dudettes
*crickets*
Me: Gee, thanks guys!
Fang: Hellpp...meee...
Me: SHUT UP FANG! Guys, he isn't really tied to a pole in my basement.
Jackson Rathbone: I .. I .. thought .. you loved me?
Me: Oh, it is okay Jackson! I still do, but Fang has over taken you on my list!
Jasper: ... And me?
Me: YES!
(In case you don't know Jasper is the awesome Twilight character of the series and Jackson Rathbone plays him in the movie. I used to obsess over them ... but FANG!)
Me: Now, care to do what you were *meant* to do, Fangy?
Fang: She doesn't own Maximum Ride (or Twilight... or me..)
Me: SHUDDUP!
Fang: Sorry! James Patterson owns Maximum Ride and Stephenie Meyer Twilight. And Jackson Rathbone... owns himself?
(BTW no Twilight here. Just cos I used Jasper earlier..)
Okay, on we go! Please review, I haven't had a single one yet for my other story :( So I dunno if I'll continue it, although people added it to alert, still. I wanna review :(
This is just a funny thing I thought of. I'll try to finish it. Lol. Reviews will help! And just give me ideas, I don't care! It isn't just about Max's beautiful curse! Just about the flock growing up as teenagers. Um, if the ages aren't right, sorry, but they are as close as they'll be I suppose. Itex is no longer around, this is just some no plot line stuff :) Will try for Fax! Yell at me if I don't update. Lol.
Chapter Numero Uno
MAX POV!
Crud.
Crap.
Fudge.
Well, here I am in the bathroom. With only Fang and Iggy in the house. Nudge, Gazzy and Angel went out for a flight.
So, what's so bad, you ask?
Well. You could say I'm now a woman.
Yeah.
I DO NOT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW! I've had the talk (shudder, thanks Jeb!) and I just figured the school stuffed me up so I'd be infertile or something. I wouldn't care, I don't need children.
But, NOOO! Here I am, sitting on the toilet staring at my freaking underwear that have a red stain on them after realizing I am a freaking woman.
I don't have supplies.
I've never had this before.
There are only guys in the house.
They'll realize I've been in the bathroom for like 10 minutes soon.
I've got stomach pains. Jeb didn't explain my girly thing much but I suspect this is part of the stupid period I have just gotten. Cramps or something.
I'm feeling moody.
And I have a breakout.
AND I NEED FREAKING CHOCOLATE!
Now.
But nooooo, I don't know what the ... fudge ... to do and I can't ask someone, my mum is on holidays somewhere, we have no chocolate in the house and I can't find any tablets for pain ANYWHERE. Oh, and I need to somehow get something to stop me from staining ANOTHER pair of underwear and my pants.
Jeez.
I hate my life, sometimes.
I have taken down, Itex! I can do this! I have gotten Fang back from whatever stupid mission he thought he was on! I can deal with some bleeding once a month!
I can make it to the store with a makeshift pad or something!
I can just say I'm getting some tissues!
I can get chocolate! And tablets! Yay pain medicine, much?
Breathe Max.. Breathe.
You can do this.
I use a makeshift pad (not that you need to know that, I mean gross! But if I didn't tell you I think you might have just gone, urm, what?) and get up and wash my hands. Well yeah and chuck out the ruined underwear I was wearing. I did change them! Yeesh!
So I walk out the door and almost immediately walk into Fang.
Can you say aw-kward? I mean I've been in the bathroom for god knows how long and Fang is standing right outside.
Meep.
He looks worried too! Aw, but help! "Max, are you okay?"
"Yep, sure! Hunky doory! Why?" Oh, I sound weird now. Good lord.
"Well, you were in there for a while."
I breathe and fight the urge to tell him to mind his own business. "Oh, I sorta fell asleep. I mean, I hardly slept last night.." LIE! And a good one, too. I actually had a great night's sleep last night... Best in ages, but he doesn't know that. MUAHAHAH!
"Oh. Maybe you should take a nap?"
"Nah, I'll be fine." STOP IT! I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO EARLIER WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO THE FREAKING STORE TO GET ... FEMALE STUFF! MRRGGG! Gooo aawwwaaayyy Fang!
"If you're sure."
"Yep."
He finally walks away. Thank the Lord.
I rush to my room and put on a jumper that goes past my butt, just in case, and head out towards Iggy.
"Hey, Iggy, I'm going to the store. Okay?"
"Yep. Hey, Max, could you get me a few things?"
Oh my god. Help me, a few things for Iggy is like 20 things!
"Sure, Iggy. What do you want me to get?"
Maybe, for once he'll actually want a few things. Not 20.
He hands me a long, long list.
So, no, he will be getting me to get about 20 things. Or more.
What a great day I am having. Not.