Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! I SWEAR IT! DON"T SUE ME! PLEASE! (Sobs uncontrollably into yellow hanky)
"Lily?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you love me?"
"Potter, we've been over this before."
"That wasn't answer."
"Thanks for noticing."
"I've been thinking."
"Wow, Potter. Don't hurt yourself."
"Ha ha. Very funny."
"I'm glad you think so."
"Lily, this is what I was thinking about!"
"What?"
"How you never give me a direct answer when I ask you anything personal. How you're always giving me sarcastic remarks. You're hiding something, Lily. And I think we both know what it is."
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
"Oh really?"
"Yes, really!"
"Whatever you say."
"Exactly."
"Lily?"
"WHAT?"
"I know you love me."
"No you don't. Because it's not true."
"Don't deny it, Lily. You loooooooove me! You really loooooooove me!"
"Oh shut up, James!"
"See you called me 'James'! You haven't called me that since second year when you had a crush on me!"
"It slipped! Now shut up before I make you!"
"Oh really? It slipped? Let see what else we can let slip!" ((He reaches over and kisses her.))
"James, you little pervert!"
((He kisses her again))
"What the hell are you doing?"
((kisses her again))
"James, alright-"
((Kisses her again))
"Okay, stop before I get mono or something!"
"I told you, you loved me!"
"That's wonderful, James, but your oral raping of me has tired me out. Good Night." ((makes way to her Dormitory))
((picks her up, covering her mouth with his so she won't make noise, and carries her to his Dormitory))
THE END!
AN: God this sucks! And I should tell you, this is from a previous account that I forgot the password of, but still have on my computer. So if it looks familiar please don't think I've stole it because I HAVEN'T!